How hard could it be? • LM / SS

Chapter 56

                       "Time for a little
                               revenge."

"Pierce! Why are you in here? You're not even on the team," Coach yelled, arms flailing around wildly. Why were the teens that were meant to be in the locker room, never there, and teens who weren't meant to be there, always were!

"I'm moral support!" Max exclaimed, doing jazz hands. Coach grumbled under his breath, walking off. He didn't get paid enough to deal with this.

In all honesty, Max was in the locker room because he wanted to stay in the loop with what was going on in the supernatural world. They had figured out that the guy that had been killed at the pool, actually hadn't been killed by Boyd and Cora. No, there was something worse going on around here. They had came to the conclusion that it was probably human sacrifices. Yes, it sounded over dramatic, but it was true! Erica's funeral was yesterday so that was another factor. And, to top off all that, him and Jade had stopped going to counselling sessions with Ms Morrell after she had locked the werewolves and the witch in the bank vault.

No more free therapy for them.

"I looked everywhere. It's like he just walked away. Left his car, his dog," Scott sighed. This guy had brought in his dog to the vet's last night and just disappeared. Off the face of the Earth. Gone. Poof. In a cloud of smoke.

"Okay. Was he, like... could he have been a virgin maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he you know, virginal?" Stiles asked, throwing on his jacket.

"No, definitely not. Deaton makes me have sex with all his clients. It's a new policy."

"Yeah, it's true. I walked in there once- an image I wish I could erase from my brain," Max added, trying to make Scott's lie more believable. They laughed when Stiles stood still, looking like he was actually considering if it was true or not.

"No, I don't know if he was a virgin. And why are you talking like he's already dead? He's just missing."

"Also, aren't sacrifices usually done in threes? So, wouldn't it be a new group of people or something?" Max shrugged his shoulders. He watched way too many crime shows and horror movies for this.

"No! And missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin! You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life! I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like someone needs to sex me right now."

"Max. You volunteer as tribute and yes that was a Hunger Games reference. He's a virgin too so it'll be like killing two birds with one stone," Scott snickered. The looks on the boy's faces were priceless.

"Mr Lahey, happy to have you back. Not happy that you're late," Coach said as Isaac walked into the locker room. They had thankfully been saved from further embarrassment. "I'll remind you all; cross country is not optional for lacrosse players. I don't need you turning into a bunch of fat-asses in the off season. And Pierce, I won't ask you again, get out of my locker room!"

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"You two were literally making out five seconds ago, weren't you," Allison sighed.

"What? No!" Jade exclaimed. Thank God she was tying her shoe laces so her flushed face was covered by her hair.

"Then why have you got red lipstick on your face?"