Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Emily stop growling at people I'm asking nicely
Emily: GRRRRR 👹👹👹👹
Derek: take this bitch to the pound bro... someone euthanize her💀💀
JJ: ..bitch?🧐🤨😐
Derek: AYO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT MAN😕😟 I AINT BEING SEXIST I MEANT THAT SHE IS ACTIN LIKE SHE GOT RABIES🐕🐕
Hotch: idk sounded sexist to me 👍🏻
Y/n: tell him hotch‼️‼️ fire him
Derek: YO???🤮 I FEEL SICK IM SO SORRY
Emily: I laughed idk 😭
Hotch: I was making a joke
Y/n: hm
Rossi: a bitch is a female dog !
JJ: .. fucking old people bro...💀
Derek: Rossi man you ain't helping by saying that i think you made it worse
Derek: imma go do my work 😵
Emily: do mine too since I'm such a bitch 🤪
Derek: NO.
Y/n: woooowww women fought to be in the workplace and men can't even do work for them after years of oppression. Disgusting. 🙄🙄
Derek: how I feel being surrounded by mostly white people everyday of my life 💔💔 in a whole ass cracker box bro 🥸
Emily: HELP😭‼️
Hotch: who filled one of my drawers with popcorn😠
Y/n: hotch using emojis>
Y/n: anyways not me sexy people don't deserve to get pranked 😚😚 sometimes
Rossi: so thats where all the popcorn kernels went.. kiddos please don't do that hotch works very hard
Derek: mama Rossi ❤ wasn't me tho I've been tryna go easy on him bc I always flirt with him🤞🏾🤞🏾
Emily: I wish I thought of that💀 who did it ??
Reid: LOL!
Y/n: AYO?? PRETTY BOY??? FR?? 😟🤨🤨
Hotch: what did I even do to deserve this
Derek: not pretty boy sending hotchie poo through a crisis😵😵 damn thought that was my job??! 💔👹👹
Y/n: Spencer u twink apologize 🧐🧐
Reid: How is a drawer full of popcorn necessarily a bad thing?
Derek: Why aren't we kissing rn?? That's the real question. 💯
Reid: Oh.
Emily: bro💀😭👎🏻 Morgan.. man.. ur a whore
Derek: true! 💖💖
Hotch: Okay so I..
Hotch: Idumpedthepopcornoutofmywindowanditlandedonabunchofpeopledownonthesidewalkbelow
Y/n: wait really??
Hotch: ..yeah
Y/n: LMAO THATS FUCKING GOLDEN💀💀
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
