My emotions are completely out of whack after watching "All In" so I've made this to cope. So enjoy this collection of Amphibia characters in vines, audios I've saved from Insta reels and randomly generated quotes.
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Sasha: I wish we were gay so we could make out
Anne: Who said I wasn't gay?
Sasha: ...
Anne: ...
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*On Earth*
Hop Pop: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does
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Skylar: How many genders are there?
Grime: I dunno I just got here
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Skylar: We're Covid testing the potatoes
Marcy: *Checks it's temperature*
Anne: Oh no it's got the Covid 19
Sasha: The potato's got the Covid 19
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Marcy: Is there anything better than Pussy? Yes a really good book. *plays keyboard*
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Skylar: It's four in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Sasha: Because I've lost control of my life
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Andrias: Child soldiers! The Calamity Squad are canonically 13 years old...
Calamity Squad: *Traumatised in the corner*
Andrias: Whoopsie
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Skylar: Sasha, you gotta stop- WITH THESE WAR CRIMES!
Sasha: Messin with that gay shit-
Skylar: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE LAW!?
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Skylar: I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what? Hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are
Grime: What are you?
Skylar: I'm a Virgo
Sasha: HA-
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Skylar: but it makes dough, cough, tough, fought and through, non of those rhyme! HOWEVER- PONY AND BOLOGNA DO! THIS IS BO-LOG-NA!
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Maggie: I just think that Polyamory is really immoral and I could never get on board with it-
Sasha: Maggie your favourite show is the Bachelor, shut the fuck up
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Calamity Squad: BUT SHE WERES SHORT SKIRTS. I WEAR T-SHIRTS. SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON THE BLEACHERS. DREAMING ABOUT THE DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND FIND THAT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
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