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Tango, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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Scar: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Doc: I know you're serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
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Grian: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Impulse: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Ren: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.
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Cleo: You're such a dumbass (affectionate).
BadTimes: Aww, you're such a whore (complimentary).
Hypno: How are you talking like that in real life?
Cleo: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Bdubs: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Keralis: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Cub: You guys worried about X?
Zed: Totally!
xB: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Cub: And what'd you say?
xB: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Zed:
Cub: He's lucky to have you as a friend.
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Etho: I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Hels: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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False: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Gem: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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Jevin: Wels is a perfect cinnamon bun who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Tfc: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
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Ex: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
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Wels: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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X: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Stress: So, are they your friend or...
Biffa: They're like Doc, but if Doc was ordered to be around you.
Stress: Oh, so Ex.
Biffa: Precisely!
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NPG: I'm allergic to death.
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Mumbo: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Pearl: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
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Beef: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Iskall, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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True: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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Joe: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Today's Question:
If you could only read fanfics for one fandom from now on and it couldn't be mcyt related, which fandom would it be?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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