Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]

New Dads!

Messaging Deku

Loki: I'm telling you!

Loki: if you say it in the group chat then he will respond

Deku: but what about our actual dad?

Loki: Isuku, he has been on a 'business trip' our whole lives

Loki: he's not coming back.

Deku: but I can hope!

Loki: just say dad in the group chat to get a new, better one.

Deku: fine... I'll do it just so would stop bugging me about this 

Build Bridges not Walls 

2 people are now online 

Loki: dew it

Deku: Dad?

2 people are now online 

Parakeet: yes child of mind?

Cat: what do want?

Loki: see we even got two new dads!

Deku: b-but-

Loki: no buts!

Parakeet: We're dads now sho!

Cat: ugh.

Deku: see he doesn't even want to be our dad!

Loki: yet he responded.

Loki: Parakeet can we call you Papazashi?

Deku: Loki!

Parakeet: YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Loki: I can hear from halfway cross the city

Loki: but also YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!

Cat: great there's two of them

Loki changed Parakeet to Papazashi

Loki: Deku ask if you can Cat dad

Cat: ask me yourself

Loki: I was gonna call you that ether way

Loki: Deku

Deku: c-c-can I-I ca-call you d-d-d-dad?

Cat: ...

Cat: I hate you Loki, yes you may.

Loki changed Cat to Dadzawa 

Loki: thx Dadzawa

Deku: Dadzawa?

Loki: yep that's what now call him

Deku: oh, ok. Thank you Dadzawa! (:

Dadzawa: why did agree to this?

Papazashi: because deep down you know you've always wanted this

Dadzawa: I hate both of you

Loki: I know you mean love :) 

Deku: love... you... too...?

Papazashi: also that:

Dadzawa: ugh...