Signs As Ghetto Cereal

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I was on tumblr.....and then this chapter was born

Aries: Bitchy flakes

Taurus: Cocaine puffs

Gemini: Shitty Charms

Cancer: Captain Cunt

Leo: Bitchyos

Virgo: Rice bitchies

Libra: Honey bunches of hoes

Scorpio: Cinnamon ho crunch

Sagittarius: Booty loops

Capricorn: Count Cuntula

Aquarius: Apple smacks

Pisces: Pops. Just pops

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