me: Mel this party is raginggG!
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Mel: beth you are literally two inches away from me
me: haha, o ya sorry butthis is so fun I haven't been this drunk in um never
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Mel: well have fun bc it's never happening again
me: ???://////// wtf why I like being drunk and ur shoulder is vv comfy btw. wat kind of moisturizer do u use?
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Mel: cocoa buttER now get off me i'm gonna get you some water. You're way too wasted!
me: fione
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me: you're taking for evs I'll be in the bathroom, kinda think I have to puke lol
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me: wow fuckin ignore me ho ur best friend from kindgertan. I mean its not like we didn't spend the last 17 years being bffs . Guess I'll have to tell everyone about the birthmark on your butt next week at school hahahahaA
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me: didn't puke, false alarm! Its all good.
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me: heyyyy this house has a really cute mirror omg. like perf for nudes dude. LMaooo that rhymed.
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Mel: Don't you dare take any!! I'm coming to the bathroom to get you rn -.- youre so drunk wtf Beth.
me: 2 late oops
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...