(I swear, everyone is high of their asses)
Iraq: *looking at a map* Witch wae 2 teh 'Muricans?!
ISIS members: TIHS WAE *somersault in circles*
Iraq: Yse, teher iz nu wae thei wlil baet uz!
Russia: *crashes through window* U need 2 stahp.
Iraq: Stfu i du wat i wnat!
Russia: teher r rulez u mst abid bi!
Iraq: u jst wnat meh 2 stahp su u ken b gey w/ 'Murica
Russia: No, I want you to stop because it's not right to cut peoples' heads off because they believe differently than you.
Iraq: ..............hoe tht wuz su gey omfg
Russia: hoe, r u srs rght now
ISIS: murry kurstmus! *launches RPG into the sky*
Iraq: o der gawd, wuz tht teh fork gurnad?
Russia: fork gurnad¿¿¿¿
ISIS: FRKS 4 EVRY 1!i!i!11!ii
People: *getting stabbed in the eyes or impaled through the throat by forks*
America: Gawd damit ISIS!
ISIS: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I shall see the world burn beneath me as I launch fork-filled grenades into the heavens with my Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, and watch as the inhabitants of this planet run like ants to escape my wrath!!
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Chibi!France: I like this, it's very grown-up. *plays hardcore BL drama CD*
Keivan Rus: WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!
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Sealand: *watching Pokemon*
TV: Who's that Pokemon?
Sealand: IT'S BULBASAUR!!
TV: It's Squirtle!
Sealand: FUUUUUCCKKK!
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England: *knocks on America's door*
Antarctica: *opens door* Hi, welcome to Chili's!
England: ¿¿?? Where's Ame-
Iraq: *flies past in a helicopter* 'MURICA!!
America: *falls out of the sky* FREEDOM!
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Mexico: *taking a walk*
Mexico: .........
Mexico: THEY KILLED ALL MY CHICKENS!
Mexico: *bangs on America's door* WHY'D YOU 360 NO-SCOPE ALL OF MY CHICKENS!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY CHICKENS COST?¿¿
Mexico: *screams* I WILL KILL ALL OF YOUR DAMN COWS!
America: Bruh, I didn't even kill your chickens, Belize did that.
Mexico: Belize, why?!
Belize: ..............Because I am poor as fuck.
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What Ukraine likes to do in her free time...
Ukraine: *wearing a flower crown while walking through the woods, looking for berries*
Later
Ukraine: ermahgerd
Ukraine: I still haven't found my berries BUT
Ukraine: I found this. *holds up half of America's financial and medical information*
America: bruh... Give it back.
Ukraine: *licks it*
America: (´･_･')
