Just ppl being brutally mean to each other
(Real names used!!)
Nick
I miss Karl :'(
Karl
I miss you 2 :'[
George
Can yall get a room pls
Alex
Wait no I'm enjoying the show
So when's the part where yall fuck
Nick
We're just friends Alex
Alex
Yeah friends with benefits 😩😩😩
Nick
No. Just friends ffs
Karl
Jeez Nick you sound disgusted at the thought of us even being together
Like ik we're just friends and I get that but don't sound too offended
Alex
Fr💔🖤😢
Nick
Whatever I'm just not gay
George
Yeahhh definitely! 😶
Nick
What's that supposed to mean
Karl
Bro you deadass sound like a High-school bully rn you need to chill
Alex
Are you homophobic?/srs
George
I'm an ally ✊🏳️🌈
Nick
I'm not homophobic I'm just not gay
Clay
Yeah and I'm not gay
George
What
Clay
YK those jokes where its like "I'm not blah blah" and someone replies with "yeah and I'm not [thing I 100% am]"
Alex
Tf
Karl
Did anyone understand that
Clay
I'M TRYING TO COME OUT
Alex
Really
THIS is how you wanted to come out to us
Clay
I saw the opportunity
Karl
Congrats Clay!! 🏳️🌈
Clay
I didn't win a trophy Karl
Nick
So you just, like dick
Clay
Yeah and other stuff too
Nick
Like buttholes
Clay
OMG no what?? I meant like vagina like I like girls too you dumbass
George
So you don't like buttholes?
Clay
I-
Well...
Nick
EW
Clay
😐
Chill Nick that sounded kinda homophobic
Alex
Yeah nick 😬
George
Usually homophobes are gay themselves and have internalised homophobia
Nick
I.
AM.
NOT.
GAY.
George
O.
K.
Alex
S.
L.
A.
Y.
Clay
BOOTS.
THE.
HOUSE.
DOWN.
Karl
🏳️🌈.
Clay
Sooooooo anywayyyy
George
Should I stream
Alex
Yeah stream you're mother
George
*You
**your
Karl
I think you meant yiy
*you
***your
Alex
Fuck all of you
Clay
Soooooooo anywayyyy
Nick
Stop doing that
Clay
Hmmmmmm
No
George
Do you think gay people exist?
Karl
Hmmmm
No
🏳️🌈🥰
Alex
So dream since you're like gay and stuff
Clay
I don't like where this is going
Alex
Have you ever had sex w a man? 🤨🤔
Karl
💀
You did NOT
Clay
Yes I indeed have had sexual intercourse with a man
I believe it was your father Alex🥰
Alex
😢 What...
Clay
SOOOOOO anywayyyy
Alex
Stop /srs
Nick
🙄🖕
Clay
#rebel 😜😼🤘🖕
George
I'm not like other guys I stick up the middle finger and roll my eyes 🙄🖕😎
Nick
What if that was my last straw
Clay
😂😂😂😂
Nick
not funny 😐
Clay
😐
George
😐
Karl
😐😐
Alex
😐😐😐
Nick
whe
Clay
did you die
Nick
yes
Luke
ok tf is going on
Karl
I feel like I'm having a fever dream or something
like this isn't really me texting you guys and it's actually someone typing it out for me
Alex
Are you on the zaza Karl? 😢
End
Important(kinda)
Short and unfinished lolol (btw when I made this MONTHS ago I didn't add names so I just guessed who was who lmao💀) hopefully back soon w new chapters also fighting the urge to delete all my old stuff because I think it's rlly bad/cringe idk.
I wasn't in the best mental space writing most of that degenerate shit but I'm doing better now I think.
Thank you all for the support I mean it.
(Also If you think I should delete "Toxic Relationship" because it goes too far (I saw a couple people saying that) then lmk I don't wanna cross a line. Like I said I wasn't doing well mentally so I hope you can understand why I chose to write that stuff and stuff in previous chapters.)
Just let me know in the replies or whatever because I'm trying to be online more.
Thank you all :)
YOU ARE READING
Karlnapity Oneshots !
FanfictionFirst time writing, sheeesh, constructive criticism is ok and encouraged (I need all the help I can get :/) I do not ship these people irl I only ship their personas, Quackity not Alex, Karl but not irl Karl yk and Sapnap not Nick, ok we good👍(plus...
