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Scar: Jesus Saves.
Cub: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!
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Stress: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'
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Joe: Cleo won't wake up, what should I do?
Etho: Did you try kicking them?
Joe: Yes.
Etho: I'm out of ideas.
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Beef: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Impulse: No, well, actually, it is.
Beef: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me
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Cleo: *watching their house burn down*
Cleo:
Cleo: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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True: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.
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Iskall: I'm here for the cult stuff.
Ren: How did you find us?
Iskall: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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Bdubs: My head hurts.
xB: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Biffa: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
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False: I'm never having a debate with Grian again, he literally started her argument with "Riddle me this."
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Tfc: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Tango: I was in the will?
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Wels: Guys, I have a question.
Hels: kys <3
Wels: I love you too.
Mumbo: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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BadTimes: I feel awful about killing you.
BadTimes: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.
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NPG: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Hypno, about Wels: They're covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?
Ex: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
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Pearl: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
X: Pearl, is that legal?
Pearl: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!
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Keralis: Do you have a self-care routine?
Grian: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents
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Gem: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.
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Doc: That's illegal, right?
Jevin: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Doc: No-
Jevin: Then shut the fuck up.
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Zed, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Impulse: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Zed: I have depression, what do you think?
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Today's Question:
If you could have any superpower, what superpower would you have?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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