Ainz Ooal Gown: Supreme Being in DxD

Call her for a threesome

Wha- guh- euh? Wa- wawa?!" Momoga struggled between going in one direction and in another as he zig-zagged between going to one direction and the other both metaphorically and physically.

He was a bit confused with the Dominion Authority, whom he had summoned in the Underworld and who was apparently engrossed in its little project of building a cult out of devils, at least as far as Momonga could tell from a brief back-and-forth [Message] he had with his summon.

He took a few steps towards the lake, then a few steps back towards the mansion, in the end landing in the exact same spot, indecisive if he should go and face the music or run for it.

An angel making a cult wouldn't be too shocking, in retrospect, but the fact the Angel and the Devils seemed to have picked 'Momon', or rather the flavor text of 'Momonga' minus the undead parts, as their 'deity figure' or more literally 'True God' was causing Momonga quite a bit of stress.

Indeed, he finally stopped his frantic buzzing to lean against the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown and hold his hand to his stomach which had started to suffer from serious cramps. 'When will it end? I just- I tried to, I... I... Of course, I needed to specify the currency and exact exchange rate.'

Momonga's despair and stress hit a maximum limit, forcing [Emotion Suppression] to flare once more with the skill and precision of an expert worker doing commission jobs. With his emotions stabilized and the ability subconsciously thanked, Momonga could focus once again on the heap of troubles his Summons were causing him. 'So, The Elder Lich has burned the 'Supreme Being's name by associating it with hostile undead, alongside black magic and death magic. Meanwhile the Dominion Authority has associated me with 'True God', a healer and a master of angels. Even though my healing spells and abilities are extremely limited since most of the healing spells I have require specific rings, and the same is with Angels...'

The feeling of taking a job that he was woefully underprepared for and with eyes of an entire nation on him weigh heavily on Momonga's shoulders. And considering the speed at which the Dominion Authority was spreading its, or rather, 'Momon's cult, that was very much going to be a thing that would happen. The Angel had already got the ball rolling at good speed in that direction, and it would be quite difficult for him to stop it.

He realized that even though the Angel had spouted a bunch of nonsense, it had backed the nonsense up with abilities and proof of their 'truth' by healing and resurrecting Devils in Momonga's fake name. Moreover it seemed that the devils who had been converted took the situation quite seriously which meant that if Momonga tried to go too hard against the flow, he'd likely turn the 'friendly' cult into a decidedly unfriendly one. Indeed, as far as Suzuki Satoru recalled the history was chock-full of would-be saints and religious leaders who had been crucified by their own cultits for going against their own dogma or failing to meet the expectations of their people.

So, he approached the situation rationally, logically, and using his signature abilities- namely delegating the task to the most suitable persons and then running away in the opposite direction.

'I need to find Asia, Xenovia and Irina!' Momonga realized that the trio of Church-affiliated girls he had passed by would serve perfectly as his advisors on matters relating to the divine- or rather, how to project the air of divinity while he would start the long and arduous process of slowly un-boiling the Devils to the idea that 'Momon' was a literal god, and instead being just a good, friendly public figure that also had a company selling quality goods.