*Ben and Pico have guests over*
Neighbor: This is really good.
Ben: Thank you.
Neighbor: *Squirts ketchup*
Ray: That's what good puss-
Pico: Hey would you like anything to drink?
Neighbor: Water please.
*Pico gets a glass of water and comes back to the table*
Neighbor: Thank you.
Pico: No problem.
Neighbor: *Almost chokes on water*
Ben: Are you okay?!
Neighbor: Yeah, I just took too much in.
Ray: That's what she said.
*They all look at her*
Ray: I didn't say shit, it was the TV.
Pico: *sighs* Oh dear god.
Neighbor: Ok...
Ben: Um...Ray why don't you show them your game.
Ray: Okey dokey.
*The neighbor and Ray play Minecraft*
Neighbor: It's coming, it's coming!
Ray: Who's coming?
Neighbor: The ender dragon!
Ray: That's not what I meant but ok.
Neighbor: *Looks at Ray confused*
*Few minutes later*
Ray: Please let me in.
Neighbor: Why should I?
Ray: Because of what Candice said.
Neighbor: Who's Candice?
Ray, smirks: Can this DICK fit in your mouth?!
*Pico goes over to Ray and puts her on his shoulder*
Pico: Apologize.
Ray: But it was funny.
Pico: Rayna.
Ray: Ok I'm sorry.
Pico: Thank you-
Ray: I'm sorry it was hilarious! *Snickers*
Pico: *goes upstairs to her room*
Ben: I'm so sorry about our daughter. She's a good kid I swear.
Neighbor: Don't worry about it, my friend says jokes like that all the time.
*With Ray and Pico*
Pico: *puts her down*
Pico: You're grounded. *Closes the door*
Ray: It was totally worth it.
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Pico: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!
Ben: Well I didn't sign up to being a mother of 2 teenage boys.
Neo, eating lunch Ben made: You're not my mother.
Neo:
Neo: Ok, so you're kind of my mother.
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Pico: People like it when you're mysterious.
B3: Got it.
*Later, on a date*
Neo: Where are we going?
B3: None of your business.
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Ray: I failed my safety course today.
Ben: What happened?
Ray: Well, one of the questions was, "In the events of a fire, what steps do you take?"
Pico: And?
Ray: Apparently, "Fucking large ones", wasn't the right answer.
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Pico: Hey Softie.
Ben: Yes?
Pico: What starts with "f" and ends with "uck"?
Ben: Firetruck!
Pico: Ok... what starts with "p" and ends with "orn"?
Ben: Popcorn!
Pico: Holy mother of god.
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Ray: Hey bro, close your eyes.
Mateo: Ok bro.
Ray: What do you see?
Mateo: Nothing bro.
Ray: That's my life without you bro.
Mateo: Bro..!
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Pico: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Ray: Should I not have?
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*Ray trying to explain to Ben and Pico what happened while they were gone but gives up*
Ray: Just forget about it. No one got hurt.
B3: I-I had a concussion!
Ray: No one got seriously hurt.
B3 I was in the ER for 6 hours!
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Grace: Benji, what are you doing?
Ben, lying face down on the ground: It's a coping mechanism.
Grace: For what?
Ben: Life.
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Ray: Ray is a responsible kid.
Pico: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Ray: Yes and I take responsibility for that.
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Ben: :(
Grace: Turn that frown upside down.
Ben: ):
Grace: Okay listen here you little shit.
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°Fnf Soft Mod One Shots°
RandomThere's barely any one shots of the soft mod so I thought I would make some, why am I making so many new stories at once? Idk. If you like this check out my other stories. ❌NO SMUT❌ 𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 (I'll still do the ones t...
