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BTS x Joe Biden

ok so like this was based off of this photo

the most surreal bullshit ive ever seen

anyways this was a collaborative effort

"joe, your new owners are here," kamala said, putting the cigarette out on the couch. joe tied his hair up in a messy bun, walking downstairs to his drunken vice president. joe nervously looked at the seven men standing at the door, unsure how to feel. "come with us, Joseph Robinette," he heard the tallest one mutter, his muscles clenching. joe was nervous...but excited

"don't worry, we'll be gentle with you," said jungkook. or maybe it was jimin. joe wasn't sure, for they all looked the same. one of the men took his hand and lead him to a large black limo and sat him down across from the rest of the men. jin (or maybe suga) reached into a small white bag and pulled out a pink lacy pair of undergarments. "this will be your new uniform"

joe quivered as he stared back at them. their deep voices left a reverberating echo in his flustered mind, as he tried not to blush. he gingerly picked up the new uniform and started to put it on, glancing at them seductively and flicking back his white wisps of hair on his balding head.

"and why should i?" joe asked with the intention to tease, his eyes swallowing up the men. "well," said
the one who spoke english, "'m RM. and I'm a mafia
member, so if you don't put on that outfit, a mafia
member won't be the only member you get tonight."
joe felt his heart hammer in his chest, rubbing his
legs together for friction. "well!" joe said, trying to
keep his badass persona intact, "just cuz my vp sold
me doesn't mean i have to do everything you say!"

rm and joe fucked
and everyone else watched with amazement
the end