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Ren: How high are you?
NPG: Mm, I don't know how to say it in feet.
Joe: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.
NPG: Oh, antidepressants, why?
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BadTimes: You might not know this, xB, but I am a flawed person.
xB: I do know that.
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Jevin: Could you be anymore annoying?
Scar: Yes.
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Iskall & Hels: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Iskall: We need an adult!
Hels: Iskall, we are adults!
Iskall: We need an adultier adult! Get X!
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Tfc: Remember, Hypno, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Hypno: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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False: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Grian: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
False: Oh...
Biffa, from across the room: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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X, confused and exasperated: Stress, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Stress: Politely
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Mumbo: How the hell are you still alive?
Pearl: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Bdubs: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Bdubs: I need my socks.
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Gem: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
True: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Doc: I'm not actually a doctor I'm a medic.
Impulse: What's the difference then?
Doc: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Beef: Note to self; never get shot.
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Keralis: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
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Ex: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
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Etho: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about European countries so who's the REAL winner here.
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Cleo: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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Tango, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Cub: She's the girl of my dreams!
Zed: You say everyone is the person of your dreams.
Cub: I have a lot of dreams.
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Hels: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Wels: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug.
Hels: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
X, recording: This is so cute.
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Today's Question:
If you could build anything on Hermitcraft, what would you build?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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