(I'm sorry but why he look like that- 🤣🤣🤣- also a funny one because of last one-)
"Next match, Y/n vs Hisoka. Please step forward." The referee says. Me and Hisoka head to the middle of the room.
"Start!"
"They're not moving.." A salmon haired guy says.
"Hisoka's obviously stronger..." Leorio adds.
"Yes, but he may not want to hurt his lover." Kurapika mentions.
I can't do this anymore... "I'm- sorry you guys- still think- we're dating?" I'm barely able to speak with how much I'm laughing.
"You're not dating!?" Killua yells.
"Nope~ Y/n thought telling people that would be hilarious~" Hisoka replies. Wait, did he say my name?
"You said my name!" I shout.
"Hm~ it seems I did~" Hisoka replies. This a huge deal, he never says my name!
"Can you two fight already!" Leorio yells.
"I'm kinda waiting for Hisoka to forfeit." I respond.
"If your not dating, why would he forfeit?" An old man asks.
"Hm~ I just can't hurt you, I don't have to forfeit~" Hisoka adds.
Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)
Cool kid is now online
Cool kid
Daddd Hisoka won't forfeit our
match
5 people are now online
Dad
Forfeit
Hisoka
Seriously darling?~
Cool kid
Yes- now forfeit
Hisoka
No~
Mother
You better not touch them.
Hisoka
And if I do~
Mom
We'll murder you.
Cool kid
Wait- why do I even want to win-
Hisoka
Superiority~
Cool kid
Oh- ok-
Cool kid
Anyways forfeit
Hisoka
No~
Cool kid
What do I have to do to get you to
forfeit???
Shalnark
Like how y'all forget we're here-
Hisoka
Hm~ Attack me~
Chrollo
Don't attack him-
Cool kid
No thanks-
Shalnark
Ignored- 💔
Cool kid
Love how everyone else is confused-
they just be like-
Cool kid
*🧍🏼are they texting rn?*
Hisoka
We probably should stop~
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Wrong number (HxH)
FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
