3rd Person POV:
Yn was preparing cereal for himself until an angry speedster rammed into him in a bathrobe.
Yn:(grunts)
Yn: What was that for...!? (Cough)!
Rei: Let's go with stripping me.
Yn: Then my argument would be... Would you have rather slept in dirty clothes?
Rei:(glares) I saw the diapers you left by my bedside.
Yn:(holds in laughter)... To be fair... You are a child.
She kicks him before taking his cereal and taking up all the space on the couch.
Yn: What? Are you mad I saw your undies? Were you saving those for that special someone?
Rei:...
Yn: Have you cooled off? Over with your murder spree?
Rei:...
Yn: Heh. Stay moody all you want. I've got all year.
Yn: Stay indoors and wash your sweaty ass. I've got things to do.
Rei: Things? Things like what?
Yn: I've started a religion. Gotta expand it somehow.
Rei: Playing god, huh...?
Yn: I have the arm for it.
Yn: Hey, while I'm out, I'm gonna see if I can get you an eyepatch.
Yn: That eye has seriously lost you some cute points.
Yn: But at least you'll keep the pirate look of your family alive and well.
Rei:... Hmph.
Yn: Teenagers...
Rei: We're barely two years apart in age!
Yn: What!? Can't hear you over the sound of me being an adult!
Rei: Rot in hell!
Yn: Hahahaha!
(Opening theme)
Nep and Vex were sitting on a bench, enjoying each other's company, scooting closer and closer, until...
Yn: Excuse me!
Nep/Vex:!?!
Yn: Sorry, just gotta... There we go!
Yn slips in between the two, putting his arms around them.
Yn: So, my favorite love birds. Tell me something.
Vex: What?
Yn: Do you see that?
He points to the massive hole in reality.
Vex: See what? The sky? Yes we can see it- are you going to get rid of the sky!?
Yn: Nah, not today. And I was talking about the hole in reality but I guess you can't see it.
Nep: There's a hole in reality?
Yn: Don't worry about it.
Vex: Can you maybe tell us why the forest is so damn slippery?
Yn: Oh. In my fight with Rei, I destroyed the friction in the forest ground.
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Hand Of God
ParanormalA young man, after a cruel day against a couple of bullies at his school, runs into the forest to go to his happy place. An opening where he would throw junk at an old forest ranger tower. With a great throwing arm, the young man impresses a wanderi...
