Snake (mxm) (Rever series 3)

Snake 25

(Pyre and Fox, and Ruoka (from Bleeding Heart) My dogs want them so bad lol) 

The sound of Fen's alarm clock going off pulled Pyre out of a nice, perverted dream. He tried to keep his eyes shut until it was silenced, but after a minute he realized that it was likely him that had to push the button. 

Groaning, he sat up and forced one eye to creak open. 

Oh, well that would explain why it's not being turned off. 

Fen's snake's head was settled overtop the buttons, but it couldn't quite figure out how to press the alarm one quite right. 

"I got it," Pyre said as he scooted to the edge of the bed and silenced it. 

He was going to start talking to Fen right away, but raised an eyebrow when the snake hurried down from the bed and slithered toward the bathroom. Curious, he followed, stopping at the entrance so that he could watch Fen's snake somehow stretch all the way up and onto the counter. 

It seemed stuck after that point, and eventually turned its head to look at him. 

"Assistance panda is here," Pyre said. 

He'd meant it as a joke, but the moment he stepped into the bathroom his size abruptly shrunk and he gained a nice fuzzy coat of fur. 

We are so going to talk later, panda. I thought we were friends...

Thankfully, the brat still let him have full control, so he quickly managed to climb his way up onto the counter to join Fen's snake. When he saw it nudge Fen's toothbrush in the the little cup holder, Pyre reached over and awkwardly grabbed it. It took a bit of practice, but he managed to get the cap off the toothpaste, too. Thankfully, that hadn't been on very tightly. A step on the tube gave him a messy spout of the minty stuff, allowing him to turn the brush and add just enough. 

Okay, open up. 

Fen's snake did as told, allowing him access to brush his sharp teeth and fangs. 

When he finally set the brush down with the top portion hanging over the sink, Pyre nodded at his handiwork, then leaned over the sink and turned on the water so that Fen could rinse his mouth out. 

Once that was done, Fen made his way over to the toilet. He wasn't exactly sure how that was going to work, but he wasn't too interested in watching, so he turned his attention back to the cup of toothbrushes. He was just about to reach for one when his panda decided that it would be a perfect time to take control back. 

So, instead of brushing his teeth like a normal civilized mammal, Pyre leaned over and, after smacking the toothpaste tube with his paw a few time, promptly took a giant bite out of the toothpaste. 

Oh dear god, I can't. 

The overwhelming taste of mint was, evidently, not his panda's favorite flavor, at all. It squeaked and pawed at its mouth, sticking its tongue out constantly to try and push the sticky paste out. After only a few moments it retreated back into his mind, shoving Pyre forward to face the mistakes it had made... and boy, were there quite a few. 

Looking up at the mirror in front of him, Pyre realized that his panda should never be allowed within a hundred feet of a toothpaste tube again. He was absolutely covered in the sticky white stuff. 

I feel like a walking innuendo for some strange fetish, but the smell of mint is so strong that I can't even think perverted thoughts. I think he even got some up my nose.

"...mm, what are you guys do—eh?"

Hearing Gin's voice, Pyre turned around with excitement, only for it to slowly drain away when he saw the mortified look on the guy's face.