*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Gov: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Utah: ...I did. I broke it.
Gov: No. No you didn't. Florida?
Florida: Don't look at me. Look at Texas.
Texas: What?! I didn't break it.
Florida: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Texas: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Florida: Suspicious.
Texas: No, it's not!
New York: If it matters, probably not, but California was the last one to use it.
California: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
New York: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
California: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, New York!
Utah: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gov.
Gov: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Florida: Gov... Rhode Island's been awfully quiet.
Rhode Island: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Gov, being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Gov: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Gov:
Gov: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Welcome to the Statehouse/Table Oneshots and Headcanons
FanfictionA place for me to put my shorter oneshots that I can't justify as standalone pieces and my headcanons for the different states. Goes into the shenanigans of the Statehouse, the angst, and some of the ships.
