|DESTINY| Naruto x Reader

Idk

Finally, we arrived at the academy.

Kakashi: Alright, you guys should know what to do since you have already learned this simple jutsu.

Naruto: How is it simple it took me 3 months to learn it-

Sasuke: ...Can you do it though...

Naruto: ...

Sasuke: YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT, RIGHT?!

Naruto: ...ANYWAYS-

Sakura: I knew it, I bet Sasuke can do it better than all of us together.

Y/n: Bro why are you so obsessed with Sasuke he's not even that great bro still sleeps with a tedd-

Sasuke put his hand over my mouth

Sasuke: Stfu or I swear you won't wake up tomorrow

He whispered to me menacingly

Y/n: Honey you would be doing me a favor🙄

I whispered back

Y/n: Plus, you love me too much to kill me... Unless you're going to listen to what Itachi told you...

Sasuke: ...

Y/n: ...I'm sorry I shouldn't have brought that up that's so insensitive of me-

He sighed

Sasuke: It's... It's fine.

We ran to catch up with the rest of team 7, they were already near the kids practicing outside.

Timeskip bc nothing interesting happened for the rest of the day~

Y/n: Finally! We finished all the missions!

Sasuke: Game night?

Y/n: Yesss we haven't done it in so long

Sasuke: Who's place?

Y/n: Mine

Naruto: Can I join? I have nothing to do...

I looked to over to Sasuke, he nodded.

Y/n: Sure, just bring some snacks

He smiled

Sakura: Can I join as well?

Sasuke: NO

Y/n: Ummm you probably don't want to there's um... ROACHES in uh my apartment

I lied

Sakura: Well of course there is, they're you're family.

Now I know this bitch didn't just insult my family-

I opened my mouth,

Sasuke: Let it go, she's just trying to get a reaction out of you.

Naruto glared at Sakura, that's weird; I never thought I'd see that...

We walked to my apartment, arguing if the red Gatorade was better than the blue.

Naruto: The red Gatorade is definitely better than blue

Sasuke: Ew no it tastes like medicine

Y/n: You literally have such bad taste the blue one looks like they put some Smurfs in the blender.

Naruto: NOT THE SMURFS-

Sasuke and Naruto laughed

Naruto was carrying a party size bag of chips, we had stopped at the store to get them.

I grabbed my keys out of my pocket and unlocked the door, Akira was sitting down at the dining table eating a sandwich, he was on his phone.

Akira: Who's the blondie?

Y/n: My friend

Akira: Stop lying you don't have any friends

Y/n: Bitch at least my crush didn't date my best friend-

Sasuke: Oop-

Naruto: Gawd dayum-

Akira: That's why your crush rejected you

Y/n: At least I had balls and confessed, unlike you I don't send my friend to ask who he likes

Akira stayed quite.

(Y/n has more balls than a guy himself🧍🏻‍♀️)

Sasuke and Naruto followed me upstairs, I pulled out my secret stash of games and my Nintendo switch.

Sasuke: I thought all your games were at my house

Y/n: Nah I have a secret stash, that bitch Akira hasn't been able to find it.

Naruto: Who's the guy downstairs...?

Y/n: Akira, my older brother.

Naruto: Is he always that mean?

Y/n: Pretty much, he used to be so chill when we were younger though, right Sasuke?

Sasuke: Yeah, he would play with us all the time, he was the best.

Y/n: He started acting all mean and "tOuGh" when he joined the Anbu.

Naruto: I wish I had siblings, I wouldn't have been as lonely as I was when I was younger.

Sasuke: Remember that one time we were at the park and some older kids were being mean?

Y/n: Yeah! Akira beat the hell out of them!

We chuckled.

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