Credits to my lovely friend Cassidy for this lol
Anyways on to how to eat a toilet
1. You need a toilet, if you do not have a toilet, go buy one at ikea or something
2. You place the toilet on a place that you can eat it, presumable on a plate
3. Cut it up into little chunks so you can eat it without it getting stuck in your throat or something
4. Get a knife and fork and eat said toilet
5. Enjoy your meal!!