Y/n Diggory renamed 'Y/n is the bestest😍', 'the meaniest of weenies'
sHERMAN📚: omg today is
the first day of classes
Y/n Diggory: yayyyy😀
rHONDA🚙: r u guys at
breakfast yet?
Houdini<3: yea
rHONDA🚙: and you left me here?
rHONDA🚙: wow.
Houdini<3: just woken up Ron
is a scary Ron
rHONDA🚙: no you just
wanna snog ur gf
Houdini<3: maybe🤷
🤪😍🫣🤭🤫😋😘
Y/n Diggory: I can back up
this statement✊😗
G-dawg😫: ewww🤢
Y/n Diggory: go snog
your own bf
aLEEsha🧔🏾♀️: yes pls do😉
Y/n Diggory: "EwWw🤢"
G-dawg😫: 🫵😯 Are you
being homophobic
Y/n Diggory: what? no.
Y/n Diggory: guys I'm literally
hand bisexual
sHERMAN📚: ambidextrous??
Zhar Zhar Binks: no ur not👀
Y/n Diggory: sh sh sh
let me believe 🤫
F-U🤩: guys this morning
I slipped in the shower🤕
Y/n Diggory: HAHA
OLD MAN
F-U🤩: I could've died😔
F-U🤩: I could be dead rn
Y/n Diggory: yeah it's too
bad you aren't😔
F-U🤩: :(
Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry I took
that too far mb
Y/n Diggory: I don't actually
want u dead Freddie
Y/n Diggory: maybe just
severely injured or smth
F-U🤩: aww thanks Y/n☺️
rHONDA🚙: is breakfast good?
sHERMAN📚: mhmm
rHONDA🚙: like- out of ten
Y/n Diggory: it's a solid 7
Y/n Diggory: but there's no
good pastries
Y/n Diggory: OMG CAN WE
PLAY THAT GAME
Houdini<3: game?
rHONDA🚙: OMG YESSS😍
Y/n Diggory: Harry you're sitting
next to me, I'll explain
Houdini<3: ok ty
rHONDA🚙: CAN I GO FIRST??
sHERMAN📚: No Ron you're
supposed to be getting ready
rHONDA🚙: I'M OMW!!!!
Houdini<3:
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
