Valentina's pov
It was now night and I was laying on my back and armondo was laying on my stomach and we were talking about random topics
It's what we do when we can't sleep
"We should have another baby" he says and my eyes go wide
"I think we should wait" I say laughing
"I don't" he says and I start running my hands through his hair
His hands find their way to my inner thigh
"I think we should make another one tonight" he says rubbing my thigh
Is this man crazy????
"I think you should move your hand. Before I get you neutered" I say still rubbing his hair
He moved his hand and I laugh
"When can we make another one?" He asks looking at me
WE JUST HAD ONE
"You have one mondo shes not even a year yet" I say laughing
"Also I can't have sex for like 2 more weeks" I say and he looks at me confused
"Why two weeks?" He asks
"Not really sure but it's what's the doctor said , also there in no way in hell we're doing anything while here no one in this house would approve of that" I say giggling
"Who fucking cares" he says laughing
"I do , my dad and your dad are in this house I don't think they would appreciate that" I say laughing and still rubbing his hair
"Yea but-" he starts but I cut him off
"No Mondo" I say ending it
"Go to sleep" i say while continuing to rub his hair
"I can't" he says
"Why not" I ask looking at him
"To many unanswered questions"
He says
what the fuck
"Likeee??"
"Where the fuck is my birth certificate" he says and I start laughing
"I don't know you can look for it in the morning I'm sure your mom has it" I say laughing even more
"What if they aren't even my real parents" he says laughing
Why would that be funny??
"You look exactly like your dad so your definitely their child" I say and he hums
"Someone is using our children as a bad example love" he says
"Yep they probably are" I say still laughing
Is he drunk..
"What if you were in the shower and your house was on fire , would you live??" He asks and I actually think he's drunk or something
"Love are you sober?" I ask and he nods
"Answer the question" he says looking at me
"I'm not sure if you would survive babe" I say and he nods understanding
"Condom companies technically kill their future customers" he says and that's when I honestly lost it I was laughing so long it was hard to breath
"Who invented condoms love??" He asks
"I'm not sure" I say laughing still
"Have you been drinking?? Like even a little" I ask
"Just a little not much" he says
"When and how much" I ask laughing still
"When I was with your dad and my dad in his office and only a couple of cups" he says and nod
Ok so he is drunk
"Condoms are made for humans to prevent humans" he says and I nod and agree with him
It's a lot easier to get through all these questions , just nod and agree
"Which letter do you think is silent in the word scent s or c" he asks and honestly he has a good point with this one
"I'm not sure babe but let's ban together and change the spelling of scent to xent ok?" I ask him laughing a little
"Ok" he says
About 5 minutes of silence pass and I thought he was sleep
He started again
"Mothers only get a day while sharks get a whole week" he says sounding kind of upset
"Whenever Mother's Day happens love I'll make sure you get two weeks cause your the strongest women I know and I'm so glad your my wife and the mother of my children" he says and I tear up a little bit
how sweet
"Thank you love , I'll make sure you get two weeks for Father's Day to and I'm glad your my husband and the father of my children" i say and he hums in response
About 10 minutes later he finally went to sleep
I took this chance to text his mom and my mom about this interaction cause it's to just to funny to keep to myself
Vm- Valentina's mom
Am- armondos mom
V-Valentina
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V- hey are you guys awake?
Am- yes I couldn't sleep why are you awake?
Vm- Valentina you need to go to sleep it's almost twelve at night
V- armondo was drinking with my dad and his dad
Am- is he ok?
V- yes just a little drunk and he was non stop asking random questions
Vm- oh like what?
V- he first asked if we could make another baby
Am- men and baby making🙄
Vm- no baby making at our house Valentina
V- I promise no baby making but then he asked me where his birth certificate was and he said that his dad and mom might have stole him😭
Am- definitely didn't steal him I'm crazy but not that crazy
V- then he started asking me weird questions like which is silent in scent s or c
Vm- honestly he has a point with that one
V- THATS WHAT IM SAYING
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we continued to text until about 1 when I fell asleep
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END OF CHAPTER
Thank you for reading this chapter I appreciate it a lot<3-Lena
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RomanceValentina knight wife of Armando knight don of the Spanish mafia has 4 children with Armando and is giving birth to her 5th baby soon! See how their life goes and see what Valentina goes through dealing with 4 grown children and a soon to be here ba...
