Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 46

I swear this is the last update for today-

"Hello~" Hisoka said, causing all of them to run, or in someone's case wheel, away.

"H-Hello." The employee person said, handing him a form. Hisoka filled it out before walking off, I, being an idiot, followed him. Because why not?

Hisoka obviously knew I was following him, or more accurately, he knew someone was following him. Hisoka was walking towards a dead end, meaning that if I continued following him I'd probably be trapped, so what did I do? Continued to follow him, obviously.

"You can stop following me now~" Hisoka acknowledged. Hmm.. how to respond...

"Sorry, you were just to hot." I replied, showing myself.

"Hm?~ I didn't expect to see you here darling~" Hisoka stated. Yeah, he definitely was stalking either me or Gon.

"Sure." I said, rolling my eyes.

"So~ "to hot"?~" Hisoka questioned. Well fuck.

"I said what I said." I responded.

"We can go on that date whenever~" Hisoka added. I may have forgotten about that.. I may also be in a place where there is no possible way of leaving unless Hisoka let's me... Which leaves me with one option, actually a lot of options, but only one that I like. Go big or go home, and M/n's at home so I'm going big.

"Alright, we're going now then." I replied.

"Hm?~ I wasn't expecting that~ no complaints though~" Hisoka said. That's exactly why I said it.

"Ladies first, and seeing how you wear makeup.." Hisoka got the idea, walking in front of me. We headed toward the elevator, passing the three disabled losers on the way.

"They're with Hisoka.." One of them whispered. Amazing observation, I wouldn't have known without you.

"Hey Hisoka apparently I'm with you." I mentioned.

"Oh~ That's probably not safe~" Hisoka replied. I- please- help-

"Oh no, maybe I shouldn't go on a date with you then."

"Maybe you shouldn't~ but you will anyways~" Aww you know me so well! The elevator finally opened, allowing us to enter. I wonder what Gon and Killua would think if I told them that in the time that they were asleep I went on a fucking date with Hisoka... Killua would probably snitch on me to Illumi though... But like, I wonder if Hisoka and Illumi would fight over me...

Y'know maybe spacing out while in a elevator with Hisoka isn't a good idea. "What do you want to do darling~" Hisoka asked.

"You said you would get me food awhile ago." I replied.

"I'm surprised you remember that~"

"Forget about free food? Absolutely not."

"Alright~ I'll buy you food~" Good. Luckily the elevator is relatively quick, so there wasn't an overly awkward elevator ride.

I ended up just following Hisoka, because that's obviously safe. Hisoka, luckily, led me to a restaurant, and not some alleyway or some shit.

"Ouch~ Do you not trust me?~" Hisoka said, after seeing me relieved. Nope, I definitely trust a clown, whom happens to be a mass murderer, stalker, probably pedophile, and literally insane.

"Of course I don't." I replied, entering the building. Hisoka let out a small hum, before following me in.

Hisoka had, surprisingly, chosen an actually decent restaurant. Though almost all the restaurants near Heavens arena were fancy, seeing how people who fought there were rich, or capable of becoming rich.