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NPG: Thanks for not telling Gri what happened.
Hypno, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Stress: Something tells me xB's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
xB, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Beef isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Tango: When Impulse was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
X: Please. When he were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Bdubs: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Jevin: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Zed: ...That'll work.
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Gem: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Ex: I just wanna fucking marry NPG!!
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Tfc: I have locked Wels in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Iskall: Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.
Tfc: I'm blackmailing him.
Iskall: Oh, happy days.
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Cub: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Joe: What do you want?
Cub: I've been stuck with BadTimes for 2 weeks and he's been drinking all the soy sauce.
Cub: Help.
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Beef: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Grian: Bet you I can!
False: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the news*
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True: Would you slap Hels-
Ren: Yes.
True: I didn't even finish!
Ren: Sorry, continue.
True: Would you slap Hels for 10 dollars?
Ren: I would do it for free.
Hels: Rude...
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Biffa: Ex likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Biffa: Damned if Ex didn't walk the neighbourhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Biffa: Best part is, Ex wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Scar: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Cleo: Why start now?
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Wels: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Doc: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Wels: Thank you.
Doc:
Doc: What drugs do you take?
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BadTimes: I need to dye my hair.
Etho: ...
BadTimes: Or get another tattoo.
Etho: ...
BadTimes: Or a new piercing.
Etho: Why?
BadTimes: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Keralis: I can't imagine what NPG is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Pearl, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Mumbo: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
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Impulse: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Tango: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Today's Question:
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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