Unordinary chat fic

incorrect quotes but with my own added spice Part 49

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Sera: why are both your tongues purple?

Isen: well I had a blue slushie and Blyke had a red one 

Sera: WAIT WHAT

John: say what now?

Evie: you drank each others slushies?

Blyke: YEAH WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING

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Elaine: here's a nice cold glass of orange juice Sera!

John: It's not nice

Elaine: here's a  cold glass of orange juice Sera!

John: It's not cold either

Elaine: here's a glass of orange juice Sera!

John: I don't think that's orange juice

Elaine: here's a glass  Sera!

John: first of all You aren't even holding any thing and I AM NOT SERA!!!!

Elaine: glass

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John: give a man fire and he'll be warm for an hour, set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Evie:  is that how it works?

John: we'll have to see for ourselves....ARLO COME OVER HE-

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Evie: I want to see a butter fly!

Isen:* throws a stick of butter across the room *

Arlo: you shouldn't have put a space in between butter and fly

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Isen: rules are meant to be broken

Arlo: nothing is meant to be broken including rules

John:eggs

Sera:glowsticks

Elaine: karate boards

Arlo: Isen's neck

Isen: exactly WAIT WHAT

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John: remember that horrible roommate you got this year?

Blyke: you mean you...?

John: no,the demon under you bed 

Blyke: living with you is free with the exception of a small cost of my sanity 

John: Isen sleeps with his socks on

Blyke: I'm glad to be with you

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Arlo: that wasn't funny,jokes are meant to be funny.

John: you're a joke you're not funny

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Evie: hey,do you have a joke Idea for the news paper colum?

John: lol my life

Sera: I expected a dad joke but now i gotta ship John x therapy

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John: I have a theory that small animals are more vicious because they are too small to have any space to bottle up their anger

Arlo: That makes no sense

Elaine: wasps

John:Spiders

Sera: chihuahuas 

Isen: Blyke

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Sera: Ok sideways looks like a  person

Evie: I say Okie what does that mean?

Sera: a sideways person aggresively jumping on a baby I and E

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Rem: I just read all the chapters of my book and now my brain is scrambled eggs,also the quote where arlo said jokes are meant to be funny was inspired by one of my friends saying that and my first instinct was to say " you're a joke you're not funny " and I swear I never heard that roast before but I still had to process what I just said does that ever happen to you guys?

-Rem