𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 • 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

Incorrect Quotes & Memes Pt. 2 Because Y'all Liked Them

Some of these are from the lovely AndreaJenkins768

Y/n: Care for another sundae,weenie?
Percy: I am not a weenie!
Annabeth: Relax, you're among friends. *raises her drink*
Percy: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Ir's.
Grover: You tell 'em, Percy! *sips her drink*
Percy: Grover, what're you doing here?
Grover: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Y/n: Why is Grayson so sad?
Annabeth: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Y/n: And.?
Percy: He got Grover.

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*Y/n's helping Percy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Annabeth: How does Percy look?
Grover: A little better than you, actually.

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Annabeth: Truth or dare?
Percy: Dare
Annabeth: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Percy: Hey Y/n
Y/n, blushing: Yeah?
Percy: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Grover

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Grover: I think Y/n was right.
Percy: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Grayson: She wouldn't do that.
Y/n: You're right, Grayson. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Y/n: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Y/n Told You So' on the back*

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Y/n: *Screams*
Percy: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Grayson: Should we do something?!
Annabeth, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Some Aphrodite kid: Listen to me, I don't like you!
Y/n: Do I give a fuck?
Grayson: No, not one
Y/n: How many fucks do I give?
Grayson: Zero
Y/n: Exactly, so therefore your comment is
Y/n and Grayson: Tsk, irrelevant

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Grayson: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Percy: I'm a knife.
Y/n, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Y/n: Why are you on the floor?
Grayson: I'm depressed.
Grayson: Also I was stabbed, can you get your cousins, please.

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Grayson: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Y/n: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Thalia?
Thalia: Probably "road work ahead".
Chiron: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Thalia: Shit.
Grover: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Y/n: OH MY GODS PERCY FELL OFF!!!

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Annabeth: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Grover: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Y/n: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Grayson: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Y/n: Favorite horror movie?
Thalia: It
Percy: Saw
Annabeth: Annabelle
Grayson: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Chiron: Nothing in life is free.
Silena: Love is free!
Beckendorf: Adventure is free.
Annabeth: Knowledge is free.
Travis: Everything is free if you take it without paying.