and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟒𝟐 ༻

《 huening kai and taehyun's chat 》

hyuka :
hey taehyun

taehyun :
hi

hyuka :
are you with ben right now?

taehyun :
maybe...
why do you ask?

hyuka :
i have smth to say to him, can you pass the message?

taehyun :
no

hyuka :
pretty pleaseeeee

taehyun :
nope. bye.

hyuka :
pls taehyun, it's nothing bad i promise

taehyun :
ugh just say it already

hyuka :
ok, tell him i said this:

hyuka :
are you from South Korea? cuz i think you're my Seoul mate

taehyun :
...

hyuka :
are you blackpink? because i want u to be in my area

taehyun :
gross

hyuka :
hi ben lemme shimmie shimmie ko ko bop into your life ;)

taehyun :
that one was terrible

hyuka :
you make my heart go Bambam <3

taehyun :
my cousin doesn't even know got7

hyuka :
your name may not be The8, but you're The1 for me

taehyun :
no

hyuka :
is your name D.O Kyungsoo? because I can D.O you too ;)

taehyun :
that one made me want to die

hyuka :
do you like big bang? cuz i bet we'd make fantastic babies 😏

taehyun :
i hope you know this is cringiest thing i've ever read.

hyuka :
do you like red velvet? because i wanna eat you like a cake 😙

taehyun :
and i want you to cut your fingers off

hyuka :
call me namjoon and lemme break that ass-

taehyun :
OK WE'RE DONE HERE.
and ain't no way i'm telling him this shit

hyuka :
NOOOOO PLS TAEHYUN, U STILL OWE ME A FAVOR REMEMBER?

taehyun :
... ye

hyuka :
THEN SHOW HIM THE TEXTS, LET THE MAN SEEEE

taehyun :
k

hyuka :
what did he say?

taehyun :
that he hates you and wants you to fuck off

hyuka :
liar. tell me the truth

taehyun :
...

hyuka :
say it

taehyun :
he laughed.

hyuka :
he laughed?
🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

taehyun :
kai he's taken stop being a weirdo

hyuka :
beomgyu said he wasn't

taehyun :
well, beomgyu can shut that pretty mouth of his and you can stop this madness