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"Don't save the world?" Said Viktor "don't save the world" five repeated "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard" said diego "is it? Well whatever we're doing it's not working all we ever do is save the world for a day pat ourselves in the back and then everything goes to shit again" said luther

"Yeah maybe we're the problem" said Viktor "oh yeah us" said allison while she scoffs "so wait your big plan is no plan?" Said Lila "exactly conscientious objection why the hell not? We've  tried everything look maybe this is just what the universe needs I say embrace the Apocalypse see what's on the other side" said five

"What if it nothing?" Said Sloane "then it's been nice knowing you all whatever's on your bucket list I recommend you do that now" said five "well on that super happy note we've um...oh what the hell we've got a little announcement to make " said luther as him and Sloane get up

"Were engaged" they both said "kill me Jesus" Ben says quietly "idiot" fives also says quietly "now? do you really think that's a good idea?" I said "yeah look we realize the timing is less than ideal but obviously it's now or never am I right five?" Said luther

"Don't drag me into this please" said five "what... Whatever time we have left we want to spend it with all of you so we're super pumped if you would join us in the banquet hall at 6:00 pm for a celebration of our love and the official union of what's left of our two great families" said Sloane

"Dress code is creative black tie" said luther as Sloane giggles making me sighed Sloane then starts to pass around cute little jars "wow and you did all of this by yourself?" I said "luther helped too we stayed up all night" said Sloane "amazing" said Lila as klaus and Reginald walk in

"Dad?" Said ben "klaus!" I said "hey" said klaus "oh thank god" I said running up to him and pulling him into a hug as he hugs me back I then let go when I saw Ben staring at us making me step back from klaus "I'm glad you're safe" I said smiling

"Gather around children quickly now" said Reginald "where the hell have you been?" Said diego "oh Reg and I we got tangled up in a whole father and son end of the world road trip kinda thing you know?" said klaus "you two are hanging now?" Said Ben

"Yeah we laughed we cried we played in traffic and long story short I'm immoral now" said klaus "whoa wait you're what now?" Said luther "klaus have you gotten into the bath salt again?" Said allison "I think the more pertinent question is why are you all sitting around playing with jars?" Said Reginald

"Their invitations" said Sloane as Lila somehow destroys hers and diego throws his away "nobody is playing" said luther "luther and I are getting married" said Sloane as she gives Reginald a jar "all of space and time is collapsing and you are planning a wedding?" Said Reginald

"Yeah and uh..the thing is um... Space is limited so it's kind of a per-plate situation you know" said luther taking the jar from Reginald "is this how I raised you? To fiddle while Rome burns?" Said Reginald "remember what we talked about reg remember to breathe" said klaus

"Quiet I'm on a roll" said Reginald "dad have you been taking your pills?" Said Sloane "as a matter of fact I haven't and I can confirm that I've never felt better in my life you thought you could dope me up and slow me down take control of my affairs and squander my fortune well klaus here was good enough to wean off that wretched poison and now that the fog is lifting I can see all your dastardly designs with a bracing clarity" said Reginald

"Jesus he talks too much" I thought to myself "you took him off his meds? What were you thinking?" Said Sloane "clearly he's the only one any thinking at all in fact all of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man" said Reginald as diego starts laughing

"The world really is ending oh my God" said diego "as for the rest of you your training is to resume post-haste we're running out of time and we still have a mission to complete" said  Reginald "I'm ready let's do this" said Ben "let me guess project Oblivion?" Said five "how do you know about that?" Said Reginald

"I heard all about it from pogo" said five "now there is a name I haven't heard in some time" said Reginald "and he confirmed what I've always suspected about you" said five "which is?" Said Reginald "that you're a sadistic lunatic who's planning on gambling all of our lives in another pointless mission" said five

"And you'd take the word of a disgruntled chimp over that of your own father?" Said Reginald as five space jumps towards him "every damn day" said five "nobody wants to here dad you should leave" said luther

"Hey you don't speak for all of us big guy" said Ben "feel free to join him" said luther "um isn't this going a bit too far" I said "I see so this is what it's come to insurrection" said Reginald "that's not the kind of erection we're driving for here alright? Everybody just needs to be cool clearly you guys are on a different chakra frequency right now hey pops let's go have a nice cup of tea in the suite" said klaus

"What are you doing let go of my arm" said Reginald "luther Sloane oh my God I'm beyond thrilled you guys are gorgeous amazing send me your registry" said klaus walking away while dragging Reginald with him somewhere as diego walks away and Lila follows him then Sloane leaves somewhere

Ben goes somewhere but comes back shortly after as I got over to him "hey I...um...I" I said but get cut off by diego "y/n we need you" said diego "okay lets go" I said "no I meant you like just you no one else it's a family meaning umbrella academy meaning" said diego as he drags me away somewhere

We were all there as luther starts to sing "get it luther" said klaus "every now and then I fall apart every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight I fuckin need you more than ever" sang luther "doesn't he have a voice of an Angel? Yeah baby hit those high notes woo! " Said klaus

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