and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟒𝟒 ༻

《 life is crap 》

yeonjun :
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like, what is it?

kai :
are u having a mental breakdown hyung?

yeonjun :
more or less

kai :
i suggest you eat chocolate, it always helps

yeonjun :
i actually hate chocolate

kai :
WHAT??

taehyun :
no wonder you're so bitter

yeonjun :
excuse me taehyun but you're projecting 

taehyun :
yea i agree

yeonjun :
but you know what?

yeonjun :
i'm gonna open a cat cafe, but i need investors. here's the plan. the first floor will have normal cats but as you go up, each floor will have more dangerous cats and at the top floor is Beomgyu and Kai with guns.

taehyun :
lord if you hear me please take me out of here

soobin :
goodmorning guys
and beomgyu

gyu :
what is this sudden bullying towards me?

soobin :
it's my way to show you some luvvv

gyu :
you show me love by saying i'm an animal?

soobin :
yes
aren't you tho?

gyu :
...

soobin :
who's a good boy?

gyu :
me!!
woof woof

kai :
how does taehyun like you omfg

taehyun :
i know, it's embarrassing

gyu :
he says it's embarrassing but then he asks me for kisses 🙄

soobin :
taehyun exposed

taehyun :
that's a lie.

gyu :
he's such a tsundere guys

yeonjun :
what's that?

kai :
boomer alert

yeonjun :
oi, only beomgyu can be bullied in this house

gyu :
thanks yeonjun!

yeonjun :
it wasn't a good thing beomgyu

gyu :
but i'll take it as one! i'm very positive today

yeonjun :
i wish i could say the same

gyu :
what happened?

yeonjun :
some guy just ruined every chance of me being positive

gyu :
ohhhh what did he do?

yeonjun :
made me mad

gyu :
maybe you should talk to him about it

yeonjun :
i don't want to

gyu :
but maybe you should

yeonjun :
he's the one who has to come to talk to me, not the other way round

gyu :
but imagine if that guy is the stupidest person on earth and is too scared to talk to you about it

yeonjun :
then he can fuck off