So i got these from pinterest! So they are not mine!
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Mammon: FOUR MONTHS!!
Simeon: what is he talking about?
Leviathan: C'mon Mammon, it was funny-
Mammon: ....
Mammon: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANTS!!
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Mc: i think i'm falling for you
Belphie: then get up.
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Satan: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Asmodeus: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
Mc: A realist sees a freight train.
Lucifer: the train driver sees Three idiots standing at the tracks.
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Diavolo: Do you think when butterflies are inlove they feel humans in their stomach
Barbatos: Pardon me my lord but what the fuck
(They do btw, i was the butterfly.)
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Belphie: *tags Lucifer* The world has around 8 Billion people
Lucifer: why are you telling me this?
Belphie: just wanted to humble you in case you started feeling important.
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Leviathan: don't go to the kitchen
Beel: why?
Leviathan: i saw a spider
Beel: did you kill it?
Leviathan: it has 8 arms and i only have 2, it's not fair...
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Satan: i don't see how Mammon goes to the casino and loses thousands.. i just lost $5 and i'm thinking about blowing this whole casino up and everybody in it.
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Mammon: Mc stop taking pictures of me..😳
*Mammon holding his own phone with his foot*
Levi: pathetic.
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Simeon: i love jesus!
*Burns finger*
Simeon: **** Dammit!!
Luke: ....
Solomon: oh
Simeon: that's why i go to church on sunday.
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(Mc)Only love one person and sees other as a friend 🤢👎
(Mc) Having 9 demons, 1 human and other 1 angel as a boyfriend at the same time 🥰👍
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Solomon: keep in mind > if you don't sin jesus died for nothing.
Simeon: ok, first of all that's not how this works.
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Mammon: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Belphie: A hobby.
Lucifer: ...
Belphie: ..that i do not engage in
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Asmo: yesterday i told siri to remind me to get dye today and her crustass sent me this
Reminder:
Die
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Beel: what movie is this?
Belphie: i love you man
Beel: i love you too, but seriously what's the movie called?
Belphie: I LOVE YOU MAN
Beel: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
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Mc: looking left' cause you don't treat me right
Mammon: looking right because you left
Belphie: Looking down 'cause you f*cked up
Satan: what's wrong with you guys.
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Simeon: Solomon, what is the one thing i told you not to do?
Solomon: burn the purgatory hall down
Simeon: and what did you do?
Solomon: i made dinner
Solomon: and burnt the purgatory hall down.
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Leviathan: I'm loving this new manga that i'm reading!!
Beel: Mango*
Leviathan: NO, it's manga you can't read a mango, beel!
Beel: what's a manga, can i eat it?
Mammon: Manga is the long lost twin brother of mango.
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Beel: what's dark humor?
Mc: your sister
Beel: i don't get it
Mc: exactly
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I will post the one shots soon :))
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