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Ex: I feel bad, I mean your sibling is just so much smarter than mine smh :(
X: No don't feel—
X: WAIT
Ex: *starts walking away*
X: EX
X: EVIL XISUMA. COME BACK HERE.
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xB: Hey Jev, what kind of car do you want to drive?
Jevin: Your mom's car.
xB: See that was just uncalled for.
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Scar: You're in their dms, I'm on their blocklist. we are not the same
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Cub: Why don't you have any hobbies, Ren?
Ren: I do! I'm very good at sleeping
Cub: That's not a hobby. That's your lifestyle choice
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Joe: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side. It's always me picking up the cats.
Joe:
Joe: Maybe I'm the bad boy
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Beef: It's written in all non capitals... What is it called again?? Baby letters?
Mumbo: LOWER CASE LMFAO
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Hels: I dreamt about you once.
BadTimes: Oh really?
Hels: I pushed you off a cliff... It was fun.
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NPG: are you checking me out?
Etho: No.
NPG:
NPG: Why the fuck not?
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Bdubs: Maybe I don't want violence right now
True: Then what do you want?
Bdubs: A nap
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Grian: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
Impulse: That's genius.
Grian: Thanks, Jevin.
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Gem: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Zed: Yeah, I'm sorry! I've never met a friend's parents before!
Gem: But you have met humans before?
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Iskall: All right, Keralis, name your price.
Keralis: Excuse me? My refusal to participate in this is based on moral and ethical objections so intrinsic...
Iskall: 32 diamonds.
Keralis: 64.
Iskall: Done.
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Stress: Cleo, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Cleo: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
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Biffa: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.
Tfc, cutting him off: It's because shut up. Shut up is why.
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False: We're adults.
Tango: When did that happen?
Hypno: And how do we make it stop?
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Pearl: I want you to kill Tango but make it look like an accident.
Wels: Say no more.
*Later*
Doc: It looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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Today's Question:
Do you prefer modded or vanilla mc?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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