Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

I'm Steve And I'm Y/N

America's Ass?
Hey, you wanna play two
truths and a lie?

You
Sure

America's Ass?
Cool, you go first

You
My parents are alive, I have
met all the Avengers and I gave
Wilbur the name he is most known
by

America's Ass?
I think the lie is
You have met all the Avengers?

You
Nope

America's Ass?
You gave Wilbur the name he is
most known by?

You
I did do that

America's Ass?
YOU'RE PARENTS ARE DEAD?
Holy crap I'm sorry

You
It's whatever
You're turn

America's Ass?
I'm half Irish, I've never been
out of America, and the entire
internet thinks I'm dating someone
that I'm not

You
You have been out of America

America's Ass?
That's is true

You
Dude, that last things happening
to me too

America's Ass?
It's literally so annoying, right?

You
Yup
That's true, Mr. Ass

America's Ass?
Mr. Ass?
Wait I forgot you don't know
my name

You
Well you don't know mine either
If you pinky promise it, and
tell me your name I'll tell you mine
You just can't share it

America's Ass?
I pinky promise it
I'm Steve

You
And I'm Y/N
So Steve, you better not betray
my trust and tell anyone my name

Steve
I'm not planning on it
You just can't tell anyone my name

You
No really?
I thought that was obvious

Steve
HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
YOUR ELDERS

You
1. You can't possibly be super
old
2. A lot of my elders don't respect
me so why should I respect them?

Steve
You bring up a pretty good
point

You
N e ways, back to the game

Steve
It's your turn I think

You
Right
I have only gone to school in
eastern England, the reason I'm not active
in the military anymore is because
of an American organization called
SHIELD, I can lick my nose

Steve
The second one?

You
That one's true

Steve
You're gonna explain one
day

You
Eh maybe

Steve
The third one?

You
Yep

Steve
My best friends called Bucky,
someone very close to me fought in
WWII, and I'm colorblind

You
Uhm, you're colorblind?

Steve
That's the lie
Well technically, the half lie

You
Elaborate

Steve
I used to be colorblind but then
I had this procedure and now I'm not
colorblind anymore

You
Cool, cool
Listen I gtg
I'll talk to you later

Steve
You better

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