Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

New Peeps

Steve
Hey, didn't you say you
we're in the military?

You
Yeah why?

Steve
I am too
What's your rank?

You
General, yours?

Steve
Captain
You outrank me?

You
Yup

Steve
That's awesome :D

You
Ayy, you figured out faces!!

Steve
;DD

You
;/

Steve
;(

~~~cel group chat~~~

Anthony
Why did I just here a thump
come from your room, Mr. Ass?

Steve
My shirt fell off the bed

Anthony
That sounded kinda loud
to just be your shirt

Steve
I was in it

Anthony
O H

You
Bahshaha

Bruce
Ah

Clinton
Hahahahah

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Fishjarhojst

Juni 🔫🐞
Lolololol

Anthony
Do y'all have any more friends?

You
I could add my boss or the Queen
But I don't think either would like it

Juni 🔫🐞
The only other person I could
add is hot redhead but you already
know them

Wilbah 🟤🎸
I'm not adding Tommy

Anthony
- okay then
Do you guys mind if I create
another group chat with all of
our friends?

Juni 🔫🐞
Go ahead

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Idc

You
Me neither

Anthony
Cool, cool
Do I use nicknames or?

You
The only people's who's names
are unknown are me and Mr. Ass?
You decide

Anthony
I KNOW HIS NAME

You
Cool mate
Idc

Anthony
I'm making the group chat
I'll deal with names later

~~~with just Steve~~~

Steve
Y'know Bucky right?

You
Yeah, why?

Steve
We found him a bit ago

You
GOOD JOB!!

~~~new chat~~~
Anthony added Steve to the group chat
Anthony added Bruce to the group chat
Anthony added Clinton to the group chat
Anthony added You to the group chat
Anthony added Juni 🔫🐞 to the group chat
Anthony added Wilbah 🟤🎸 to the group chat
Anthony added +# ###-###-#### to the group chat
Anthony added +# ###-###-#### to the group chat
Anthony added +# ###-###-#### to the group chat
Anthony added +# ###-###-#### to the group chat
Anthony added +# ###-###-#### to the group chat
Anthony added Nico(las) to the group chat

You
NICK??!!

Nico(las)
NO WAY?!

+# ###-###-####
What is this?
How do you know him?

You
Work?

Nico(las)
Yeah, work

Juni 🔫🐞
Hot read head?!

+# ###-###-####
JUNI!

Clinton
What?

Anthony
I'm just as confused as you

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Who is everybody?

You
+# ###-###-#### is Nick

Juni 🔫🐞
+# ###-###-#### is hot redhead

Clinton
+# ###-###-### is Wanda

Steve
+# ###-###-#### is Bucket

Anthony
+# ###-###-#### is A Child

A Child
Actually, my name's Peter

+# ###-###-####
I am thunder

You
I'm Brighton

Juni 🔫🐞
I'm Juni

Wilbah 🟤🎸
And I'm Wilbur

~~~privet chat ~~~

You
How do you know them?

Nico(las)
Verdict, please

You
I'm not Verdict in this situation
I am not calling you Fury
Refer to me as such

Nico(las)
General, please

You
Colonel, you should know better

Nico(las)
As should you, Y/N

You
They're the Avengers, aren't they?