Marvel Imagines

Thor- Dishes

You walk into the Stark Towers kitchen with multiple bowls of snacks. Last night, you and The Avengers had stayed up and watched scary movies till dawn. Bad idea. Now, you're the one stuck with dishes duty.

While scrubbing a bowl splattered with popcorn butter, you hear a throat clear behind you. You jump up, the bowl flying out of your grasp and landing on the floor beside you.

You groan, "Oh come on,"

When you look up, Thor is smiling brightly.

"Good morning, Lady (Y/n). May I assist you in cleaning of the dishes?" Thor asks as you pick up the bowl and begin to re-cleaning it.

Nodding, you scoot over to make room. "Sure, I wash you dry?"

Thor steps next to you, his elbow brushing against your bicep. "How are you this fine morning?"

You hand a dish to Thor and smile at him, "Very well. And yourself?"

He rubs the bowl with such force it shatters in his hand, making you gasp and grab his hand.

"Oh Thor," You laugh, turning off the water and drying your hands. "Come with me," You lead him to the bathroom. There, you set him on the toilet and begin picking glass out of his hand with tweezers. "You really need to stop doing that,"

He watches you closely, his eyes scanning your face as you bite your lip in concentration. "Doing what, Lady (Y/n)?"

To prove a point, you pluck a glass shard from his finger and hold it up. "Breaking everything you touch? I know you're doing it on purpose,"

The corner of his mouth curves up, "What led you to this thought?"

"I've seen you holding things made of glass before, and doing the dishes with Steve. Not once did you break anything."

Thor tucks a lock of your hair behind your ear, making you look up at him. "It is because when I am around you, I am overjoyed with happiness."

You laugh, "That was cheesy, Thor."

"Cheesy? As in the dairy food? I do not get that concept."

"It means that was overly sappy," You say, setting down the tweezers and running his hand under the tap.

He smile at you, "This is good then?"

"Yes, Thor." You turn to him and smirk. "I'm overjoyed with happiness when I see you, too."