Just States Being States

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California and Florida both dislocated their jaws while trying to see who could fit the most jawbreakers in their mouths.

Someone, I'm not naming names, (CoUGhNewJersyCAugH), tried to steal Alaska's hat while he was sleeping.
He ended up joining Florida and Cali in getting lectured by Gov on how what they did was stupid.

No States arnt allowed to adopt states- things will get confusing, you'll ground each other, and someone will find a way to put someone in day care-

Gov tried to hug Kansas when he was sad. It took five states to stop Gov from being murdered right then and there

The Carolinas and Dakotas got into an argument on who was the better pair of twins. Within an hour the house was on fire, North Dakota and North Carolina are still arguing, both with black eyes, while the Souths are no where to be found.

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Why's there a child??

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