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Pearl: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Pearl: Help.
Joe: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Tango: While I'm gone, Jev, you're in charge
Jevin: Yes!!!
Tango, whispering: Joe, you're secretly in charge.
Joe: Obviously
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Hels: (swirling a drink in its glass) Good morning
Etho: Are you drinking scotch?!
Etho: Beside the fact that you're like 12, it's not even noon yet.
Hels: It's just ice tea! I'm practicing my power-swirl for when I'm the rich host of a tournament.
Joe: Of course.
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Joe, texting Stress: Hey gorgeous, how are you?
Cleo, using Stress's phone: She's asleep, this is her girlfriend
Joe: Hey Beautiful, how are you?
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Joe: You're right.
Mumbo: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Impulse: I trust Joe.
Iskall: You think he knows what he's doing?
Ex: Let's not go that far.
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Scar: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Cub: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Scar: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JELLIE WITH ME
Joe, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Joe: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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False: You kidnapped Jevin? That's illegal!
Hypno: But False, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Jev, or destroying our dreams?
False: Kidnapping Jev!!!
Tfc: False, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
False: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Tfc: To work together!
False: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Joe: We all agreed celebrities aren't people.
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Joe: This is a mistake
Stress, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Bdubs: But not today
Stress, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Joe: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ren: Rude.
X: That's fair.
NPG: Not again.
Doc: Are you going to want this back?
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Joe: How the hell do I talk to people?
xB: Stand in front of them and press B
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Joe: But that's censorship.
Keralis: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.
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Biffa: I'm not doing too well.
Zed: Why
Biffa: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Joe, walking into the room:
Biffa: Oh look, there it is again.
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Beef: I thought you were at your mothers funeral?
Joe: What I said was 'my mothers funeral is this weekend'. I didn't say I would be there.
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Gem: oh, oh there's Rose.
Joe: who's Rose?
Wels: Gem was her friend in middle school. She used to get drunk and pass out on my porch. It was like having a hot, alcoholic cat.
Wels: I used to leave water out for her
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BadTimes: i want to be a firetruck
Joe: don't you mean a firefight-
BadTimes: firetruck.
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*Gunfire in the distance*
Grian: The fuck was that!?
True: There's a shooter.
Grian: A shooter?
*goes outside*
Grian: IM RIGHT HERE YOU MISSED!
Joe: GRIAN GET YOUR REAR END INSIDE THIS DARN BASE RIGHT NOW
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Today's Question:
How old do you think I am?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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