S1 Episode 16: A Slightly Crueler Cruller

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Blueflameknight: Previously on Red Vs Blue

Grif: So uh, Sarge got shot in the head, and I gave him CPR and he lived

Sarge: And I saw a blue ghost!

Blueflameknight: Now onto the chapter!

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We cut to the top of Red Base where we see Callan, Grif, and Simmons looking at Donut confused as he wears pink armor now

Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!

Grif, Callan, and Simmons look at one another before looking back at Donut

Grif: Uh...Hey, Donut?

Donut: What?

Simmons: Um...About your armor...

Donut: What about it?

Simmons: How do I put this...Your armor is, um...It's a little um, Callan you wanna help me out here?

Callan: Donut, your armor is pink

Simmions: Yeah, that's it. Pink

Grif: PINK

Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink

Donut: Yeah, definitely pink

Donut: You guys are color-blind. Why would they give me pink armor

Grif: Hey, don't ask, don't tell

Simmons: Haha, that's not funny

Grif: Hahaha, it's a little funny

Donut: Look at it. It's not pink. It's like, uh...A lightish red

Callan: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. It's called pink

Donut: I hate you guys

Sarge then comes up with Lopez following from behind

Sarge: Well hello, dirtbags (Looks at Donut) And a fine hello to you, madam

Donut: It's light red

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Donut: Yes sir

Sarge: Excellent

Donut: (Holds up a mechanical piece)They said this speech unit should work with Lopez

Grif: Speech unit?

Donut: (Hands it to Sarge) Here you go

Sarge: (Grabs it) Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez. But once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. No offense, Simmons, and Callan

Callan: None taken

Simmons: Oh, don't worry. I know who you meant, sir

Grif: Wait a second. Lopez is a robot?

Callan: Of course he is dumbass. You didn't notice that he never talks?

Grif: I just thought he was a really quiet guy

Sarge: And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?

Grif: Well, I- I did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd. Uh, I just thought he was trying to impress me

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