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Caine Soren NSFW Alphabet

A/N: requested by OliviaDicky - the quote above is from the book and idk why it just makes me laugh

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Caine is kind of a bastard... Yes, he will take care of you - he'll make sure you had a good time, he'll bring you a damp towel, but he won't clean you up himself, and he'll probably fall asleep with his back to you because he wants to keep his reputation, but in his sleep he'll always wrap his arms around you. It's as if his subconscious takes over then, showing his real feelings, so you tend to stay awake a little longer after sex so you can enjoy his embrace. The only time where he'll be tender to you and it will be starkly obvious is if he almost lost you, or if something's happened that's made him remember to not take you for granted.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Caine likes your hands. He likes how small they are in his, and he likes the way you use them to pull him towards you - it makes him feel wanted, and that's comforting to him. He's always in constant fear that people won't need him any more, because then there's no reason for them to follow him and do what he says.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

Caine is pretty average in this aspect. He lasts for an average time, he cums an average amount... Although his face when he cums is pretty spectacular. His eyes tend to be scrunched up because he doesn't want to show you how much he enjoys you, and he will clench his jaw to muffle his groans (this strategy tends to fail, though).

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to use his telekinesis on you. Maybe in public, but you wouldn't be allowed to cum because the sounds you make belong to him. He'd just want to see you squirm. It gives him a little power rush to think that he can pleasure you without even touching you; plus, the image of your back arched, your wrists tied above your head as he works his invisible hands between your legs, just to pull away before you cum... He can hear your pleas in his head.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Okay, so I know how I said that Drake is a virgin before he fucked you, but *cough* Caike *cough*. Like... I've been converted. Caine topped Drake and totally didn't waste a second thought about it. It was strictly for enjoyment and no feelings, plus they don't speak of it now since Caine has you. You might have a slight idea about what happened between them before you, but you have no doubt that Caine is devoted to you in a way that he was never to Drake (sorry, Drake).

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

There's no doubt that Caine is totally a top. Like, he's a complete control freak, of course he's going to be dominant, but he also likes the feeling of you beneath him, physically as well as mentally being commanded by him. However, Caine also is a lot less kinky than Drake, so for some reason I imagine him liking missionary over anything else. It gives him access to your lips and means you can't hide the pleasure he gives you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Caine? Goofy? The closest he'll get to goofy is after, just before he goes to sleep, but really, Caine's humour is more broken than Drake's. I think Sam got the funny genes.