Genshin Incorrect Quote ( With Author)

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Y/N: Uh.... Author-chan, what did you got there?

*Author-chan with several Genshin boy photo half naked for their next update*

Author-chan: A coffee
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Kaeya: Are you in love with Ayato?

Author-chan: *sweats* ....No

Kaeya: Then why did you draw 'A+A' in hearts everywhere?

Author-chan: It stands for anxious and atrocious

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Author-chan: I learnt something new today at school!

Author-chan: It's that I don't wanna fudging be there

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Author-chan: Nee, Childe. What's a thot?

Childe : Oh, It means thoughtful person

Author-chan: Oh..

*Later at the dinning table*

Itto: Here, Little one! Have the salt!

Author-chan: Thank you, Itto! You're such a thot!

Thoma: *spits out water*
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Author-chan: I'd love a guy who's sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side you know?

Childe: *came back with blood which is not his*

Author-chan:....I want that one
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Author-chan: Don't worry, I have few slippers up on my sleeve.

Aether: Don't you mean ' tricks up your sleeve'?

Scaramouche: She did not

Author-chan, pull two slippers from her sleeves: I did not
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Zhongli: Could someone please pass the salt?

Author-chan: *proceed to yeet Xiao*

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*Author-chan tried to commit arson but failed causing injury*

Diluc: You could had DIED, kid.

Author-chan: I wasn't hurt that badly.

Author-chan: The doctor said all my bleeding are internal

Author-chan: That's were the blood supposed to be!
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That's all, it's short huhu

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