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Science project 2 (karlity) 💠♻️

He went over to an empty science desk and sat down,Karl sat down next to him.
Karl:"okay so,let's do this quickly so we can both go home!"
Quackity:"well,we don't have to rush it?"
Karl:"you...don't wanna rush it? You don't even wanna be my partner?-"
Quackity:"well!-"
Quackity thought about what to say.
He could either flirt in a "I'm literally obsessed with you" way or in a "fuck off I don't even like you just suck my dick" way.

He wasn't sure...how confusing.
Quackity:"well I didn't say directly that.."
Karl sighed.
Karl:"let's just get this over with.."
Quackity:"have somewhere to be?"
Karl:"no but I....uh..have a date!"
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"no way man"
Karl:"I do!"
Quackity:"oh yea? With who?"
Karl:"your mom!"
He laughed at his own joke,Quackity just looked at him.

Quackity:"wow.."
Karl:"ha!"
Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"I knew you didn't have a date..
Gayass.."
Karl:"whoa,how rude! I could totes get a date!"
Quackity:"totes?.."
Karl was embarrassed.
Karl:"uh- yea.."
Quackity smiled and picked up his pen.
Quackity:"that's cute.."
Karl blushed,is he talking about me?

Karl:"um- okay so! We have to name the organs of this squirrel,think you can do that?"
Quackity:"what? Ofcourse I can..that's the head"
Karl gave him a blank stare.
Karl:"the head isn't an organ.."
Quackity:"well I know that! It's the brain.."
Karl nodded and wrote it down.
Karl:"right,moving on,I'll point to the organ and you name it,k?"
Quackity nodded.

Karl pointed.
Quackity:"liver"
He pointed again.
Quackity:"Arterie"
Again.
Quackity:"kidney"
Karl wrote everything down.
Karl:"your not as dumb as you look"
Karl said as he squinted at him.
Karl:"but then again,it Is a squirrel.."
Quackity:"dude,you are SO mean!"
Quackity laughed.

Karl:"I wasn't being mean!"
Quackity:"you totes were!"
Karl rolled his eyes.
Karl:"cmon,let's just finish this"
Quackity:"why,have a guy to frot?"
Karl:"hm? What do you mean?"
Quackity:"frot? As in frotting....?"
You know that thing you do,when you know a specific word and you really want people to know so you randomly use it in a conversation to confuse them so you can be all like "uh,don't you know what that is? It means-",yea,that's what he was doing.

Quackity:"two dicks one hand?"
Karl:"huh? The hell are you talking about?"
Quackity:"it's like,your really close to a person,and you take one hand,and you get your dicks out-"
Karl stared at his hand as he tried to demonstrate,he blushed.
Quackity:"and with one hand you jerk both dicks off,you've never seen that pornhub category? It's under gay porn"
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"no...?"
Quackity:"hm,weird"

Karl picked up his pen and started writing again.
He laughed.
Quackity:"what?"
Karl:"you literally just admitted to watching gay porn"
Quackity:"wh- no I didn't!"
Karl laughed some more,it was contagious.
Quackity smiled.
Karl:"your such a loser..who would've thought.."
Quackity:"shut up,you virgin"

Karl:"how would you know?"
Quackity raised his eyebrows.
He took another good look at him.
Quackity:"yea no,your not fooling anyone"
Karl:"fuck you.."
Quackity:"cmon,say it"
Karl:"say what?"
Quackity:"I'm a virgin"
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"um,I'm not gonna say that-"
Quackity:"say it Karl."

Karl looked at him,telling him what to do,the slightly change in his tone.
He awkwardly shifted his legs.
Karl:"I'm a virgin..."
Quackity smirked.
Quackity:"was that so hard?"
Karl:"I'm a virgin okay? You know it,I know it,everyone knows it,what's your point?"
Quackity:"can you tell me why your a virgin Karl?"
Karl:"I...I don't know? I just.."
Quackity tilted his head.

Karl:"I don't really..have a lot of luck with..girls"
Quackity:"girls,really?"
Karl sighed.
Karl:"boys..I don't have a lot of luck with boys.."
Quackity:"but why? Your pretty cute"
Karl chuckled and looked away.
Quackity:"you are!"
Karl:"I dunno man! I just dont know with who,or where,or when,it's weird"
Quackity:"just find someone?"
Karl:"it's not that easy"

Quackity:"yea well..maybe your just a loser.."
Karl looked at him annoyed before sighing and going back to the paper.
Quackity:"hey I was kidding-"
Karl:"whatever"
Quackity:"I would totally fuck you!"
Karl looked at him.
Quackity:"like I said man!-....your actually pretty cute...n you got that whole submissive shy guy vibe goin on..."
Karl scoffed.