Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

Ice- 3

Tony: Peter you did not
Peter: I did I'm sorry
Tony: no you didn't
Peter: Mr. Stark I'm sry plz dont disown me
Tony: I won't lie I'm really tempted right now
Tony: You got me ICED coffee. ICED COFFEE WITH CARAMEL CREAM AND SUGAR
Peter: THERE WAS A DISCOUNT MR STARK IM POOR
Tony: I GAVE YOU MY CREDIT CARD
Peter: BUT I FEEL BAD SPENDING YOUR MONEY
Tony: PETER I ASKED YOU TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND BUY ME A COFFEE EITHER WAY IM SPENDING MONEY
Tony: AND WHERE ARE YOU WE COULD BE HAVING AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW
Peter: STOP YELLING AT ME
Peter: IM HIDING
Peter: YOU DIDNT SPECIFY WHAT COFFEE YOU WANTED SOOO
Tony: When have I ever had anything other than black coffee
Peter: Christmas when you had hot chocolate
Tony: I put so much espresso in it
Peter: it had whipped cream and marshmallows tho
Peter: so 😎
[read]
Peter: WAIT COME BACK WHYD YOU LEAVE ME ON READ ARE U ACTUALLY MAD
Tony: No I'm in shock
Tony: I think this sugary drink just took at least 10 years off my life
Peter: ok dramatic
Tony: I'm on the verge of firing you I am in a state of bafflement that after knowing me all this time, you would even think of doing something this horrendous
Peter: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Tony: huh
Tony: I'm sorry, do you hear anything?
Peter: Mr. Stark are you actually giving me the silent treatment through text
Peter: without being silent
Tony: [silence]
Peter: LMAO
Tony: Fri you hear something??
Peter: 🧍‍♀️

FRIDAY: I hear nothing, sir
Peter: HOW DID YOU TURN OUR TEXT INTO A GROUPCHAT LMAO
Peter: FRI
Peter: ILY
FRIDAY: The feeling is mutual, Peter :)
FRIDAY: I am leaving now. Kys
Peter: I-
FRIDAY: apologies Peter I am learning acronyms. Upon my research, I have discovered kys does not in fact mean Keep yourself safe. Anyways, stay safe.
Peter: LMAO ty fri 😙

Peter: Where was I, oh yeah, IM SORRY
Tony: go get me a black coffee from downstairs and we'll call it even
Peter: do I get to use your card
Tony: yes
Peter: Ok brb 🫡

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