Wenclair

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Enid: You look mentally ill.
Wednesday: I am. Let's go.

Wednesday: Are we fighting or flirting?
Enid: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Wednesday: Your point?

Wednesday: What? I'm not aggressive!
Enid: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Wednesday: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Wednesday: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Enid: We have heart?
Wednesday: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Enid: *on the phone* Hey Wednesday, do you know my blood type?
Wednesday: Of course, it's B-.
Enid: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Enid: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No.
Enid: I think I speak for Wednesday when I say it sounds really super

Enid: Wednesday, you're such a genius!
Wednesday: Yes, I know.

Wednesday: Come on, Enid! How many times do I have to apologize?
Enid: Once!
Wednesday: ...No.

Wednesday: Something's off.
Enid: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Wednesday: No, but that's funny.

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