Lyndis' Tales Of Trials And Tribulatons

Smash Bros. Incorrect Quotes

Ft. Some random smash bros peeps on here-

(Had to copy-paste because it was too long to take a screenshot-)

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* 

 Link: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 

 Everyone: 

 Nana: ...I did. I broke it. 

 Link: No. No you didn't. Ganondorf? 

 Ganondorf: Don't look at me. Look at Popo. 

 Popo: What?! I didn't break it. 

 Ganondorf: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

 Popo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 

 Ganondorf: Suspicious. 

 Popo: No, it's not! 

 Dark Pit: If it matters, probably not, but Zelda was the last one to use it. 

 Zelda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 

 Dark Pit: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 

 Zelda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dark Pit! 

 Nana: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Link. 

 Link: No! Who broke it!? 

 Everyone: 

 Dark Pit: Link... Ganondorf's been awfully quiet. 

 Ganondorf: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* 

 Link, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 

 Link: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

 Link: 

 Link: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

This is what my life has boiled down to.