Dear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
It is November,, the only time mfs deicide not to drain their balls of future generations down the drain..
Or in a jar, whatever your built like
Also yes im aware this is probably not logical at all considering grunts have no dongs, just pretend they do
No don't fuck them either
Hamnk hates this time of year because instead of nutting his dick off he cant snort nesquik (shit goes so hard daaaaammmmnnn) "why bust a nut when you can get high off pure chocolate powder" hank said attempting to be motivational, to a wall. Sanford stares at him questioning every math equation out there and hanks existence
Hank is definitely AI generated bruhhhh
Everyone is like, 7 days into no nut November, some of em are going strong like the giga chads they WANT to be, some are failing miserably. (Tricky exploded two seconds in 😭😭😭) hank is holding back urges to snort that chocolate powder, 2B hid the nesquik so hank wont get into it and snort it like no tomorrow, hank is slowly becoming nothing but water for some reason (spongebob squarepants comes to my house at 3AM real not clickbait) so he decides to watch those goofy ahh videos deimos sent him. All of them were the same fucking video spammed over and over of some dog running like crazy with over 100 random meme sound affects playing at once. Banger video if you ask me. Hank yeets himself across the room breaking the window and falling face first outside (clarity meme if it was good) bro laid there and accepted it, then gets a whole pile of cheese put on his head because errrmmmm nevada cheese wars
I should make that series return, it was a banger
Hank flips out like a nextbot and explodes somehow, the agents throwing the cheese around didn't give a shit and continued throwing cheese because they are BASED people and BASED people do BASED things. I guess. Hank cannot hold back his urges and breaks into some glass doorway and takes the nesquik like no tomorrow. "HANK YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ITS NOVEMBER YOU CANT SNORT THAT SHIT" 2BDamned yelled at hank as hank was covered in that very tasty chocolate powder your supposed to mix with milk.
Hank cries like spongebob, explodes, cries again and explodes one last time. Then remains disappointed in himself for the rest of the day, by the next day hes for some reason Dr. Eggman and pretending like nothing happened, meanwhile a random grunt is uhhhmmn online dating squilliam.
Sanford and deimos failed no nut November by NOT nutting but doing the most manly thing and kissing. Literally 9999.99999.9999.99999.999999% of the fanart of them out there lmao
This is Ohio behavior man wtf
Nevada is the new ohio
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