Demigod Facebook Chats

Stolls vs. Weasleys

***Travis Stoll has updated his status***

OKAY, WHO STOLE MY BOLT CUTTERS AND TRASHED THE HERMES CABIN?!

...bc whoever did must be a freakin genius if you were actually able to steal my cutters, man lfmao

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George: XDDD priceless

Fred: YASS ROFL

Connor: What now who what? Who yuz?

George: I'm Fred!

Fred: I'm George!

George: AND WE'RE BRITISH WIZZARDS!!!

Fred: *jazz hands*

Travis: wtf

Frank: ...you mean demigods

Fred: NO we is wizzards!

Frank: ...you spelled wizard wrong

George: YOU CANNOT SPELL, YOU DYSLEXIC DEMIGOD, YOU!

Frank: ...I'm not dyslexic. I'm like the only demigod who can actually read easily. And I'm a spelling champion, soo... soz ;)

George: ...OH

George: ...OHHH

George: ...OHHHH MY GODS YOU'RE NOT REALLY A DEMIGOD

Frank: *facepam*

Connor: You do know that this chat room is for demigods, raight?

Fred: Nuh! It's also for satyrs, mortals, gods, and various fandom characters ;)

Jason: No. The rules clearly state that this is strictly for the characters in Rick Riordan's books.

Carter: Except for the Kane Chronicles :P

Sadie: true dat

Percy: Aww, c'mon, Jase! No one follows the stupid rules!

Leo: Preach!

Travis: Atta boi!

Jason: Ew. Do not call me Jase.

Percy: whai?

Jason: Remember when the eidolons possessed me and my eyes turned gold.

Piper: Don't remind me, man

George: OH

George: MY

George: FREAKIN

George: DUMBLEDORT

George: JASON IS REALLY JACE IN DISGUISE

Fred: OH

Fred: MY

Fred: FREAKIN

Fred: VOLDEMORE

Piper: Who's this Jace dude? Do I wanna know?

George: Nah :)

Travis: Hey, hey! I want my bolt cutters back, men! Where are it?!

Fred: It's hidden away where you'll never, ever, ever, EVERRRR fiiinnnd iiittt

Connor: Oh, lord

Travis: Lemme guess. They're in your pants

Fred: ...

Fred: Well...no

Travis: AHA! They are!

Fred: No, they aren't. I'm a ghost, man. They would just fall right out

Travis: Oh

Travis: Wait—what? Ghost? What?!

George: Long story. Moving on, I have them in MY pants! And you'll never, ever, ever, EVERRR fiiinnnd meee

Connor: Obsessed with Lego much?

Travis: @Harry Potter heyoo, bruh! Where's George right now?

Harry: Looting the Sweet on America candy shop in NYC. Whai?

George: O.O

Travis: >:)

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Travis Stoll has left the conversation

Harry: Oops...

Fred: This should be entertaining

Connor: Totes!

Grover: @Travis Stoll Hit me up wit some canday, brutha! Oh, and get somma the blue stuff for mah man Perce ^*3

Percy: Grover?

Percy: Why are you speeching funny?

Grover: 'Cause YOLLA! Peas!

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Rick Riordan totally ripped off J. K. Rowling with the whole "troublemaking twins" bit. Just saying. Also, he ripped her off with the whole dopey-best-friend thing and the too-short-green-eyed-black-haired-always-getting-in-trouble-main-protag thing and the all-powerful-chosen-one-thing (oh, wait, that's just cliche XD). Still, PJO is LIFE and Harry Potter is just amaze lmao