Nicole Works At KFC

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KFC

South Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Man: Can I have a bucket of chicken?

Nk_works: Sure, anything else?

Man: Cole slaw, mashed potatoes, and cajun fries, please.

Me: *eating my 2 piece combo*

Nk_works: We don't have cajun fries here, sir. This isn't Popeye's.

Man: I said, I want Cajun fries!

Nk_works: Are you deaf? This isn't Popeye's!

Man: Where's the manager?

Manager: *Jamaican accent* What's the dere problem, mon?

Man: She won't give me my cajun fries!

Manager: *Jamaican accent* We don't have dem here! Don't be such a rude boy, seen?

Man: Go back to Jamaica! *storms out of KFC*

Manager: *plays Wicked Inna Bed by Shabba Ranks*

Nk_works: *dancing to the beat*






This story was written on Friday, November 18th, 2022.

A/N Yes, Nicole has a job at KFC now! But that man is off his rocker!!! KFC doesn't have Cajun fries!! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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