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*Random man speaking shit about Hermitcraft*
Biffa: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.
X, calmly: it's not necessary.
Biffa: why?
X, pointing at NPG: just look.
NPG standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY SERVER I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!
Biffa: holy shit.
X: yeah. Holy shit.
Gem: Don't wanna break the magical moment but NPG is choking that man.
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Cub: I love you.
Ex: Thanks?
Cub: You're so beautiful.
Ex: Thanks, you're-
Cub: And smart, funny, caring-
Ex: I did not consent to this many compliments
Cub: And so loyal too
Ex: I'M CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DON'T STOP
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True: Why are Tango and Zed sitting with their backs to each other?
Impulse: They had a fight.
True: Then why are they holding hands?
Keralis: They get sad when they fight.
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Tango: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Bdubs: The eyes.
Wels: The fucking audacity.
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Etho: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately
xB: maybe you're pregnant
Etho:
xB:
Etho: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack
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Stress: I can't be here with you right now. It feels wrong.
Tfc: ...Wait, are you being serious?
Stress: Yes! What would Cleo say if she were here? I have to call her.
Tfc: You can't call her, you idiot! You're buying her engagement ring!
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Ren: What animal do you think you could take on a fight?
Scar: It depends. Do I get prep time?
Ren: Yes, but the animal does too.
Scar: Then a frog.
Ren: Please elaborate.
Scar: No.
Ren: Scar, sometimes you worry me.
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Iskall, looking at his fully black outfit: Maybe you should wear less black.
Hypno glaring at Iskall: Maybe you should breathe less air.
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Doc about Jevin: For pronouns, he selected 'He/Him'. For gender, however, he wrote, "No". For sexuality, he wrote nothing. For religious affiliation, he wrote, "Sure, why not".
Jevin: Who am I to stop you from worshipping me?
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Grian: Ah Joe! It has been too long since I saw you last.
Joe, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.
Grian: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.
Joe: I hate you.
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BadTimes: Hels needs a hospital. It got injured.
Hels: I didn't get injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Mumbo: Wait, you were STABBED?!!!
Hels: ~Lightly~
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Zedaph *sees False surrounded by zombies*: You sure you're good?
False: Hey where i grew up everything wanted to kill me.
False kills a zombie: i think ill be fine
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Cleo: I think I'm bi.
Pear: Which one?
Cleo: What do you mean?
Pearl: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
Beef: I know.
Beef: A bitch.
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Today's question:
Favourite flower in MC?
I hope you enjoyed the chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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