Phenomenal Short Stories

Abraham Cut It Out!

5 Guys

Washington St

Middletown, Connecticut

Abraham: *uses his walker to walk into the restaurant*

Nurse: *holding the door open for him*

Florence: What can I get ya?

Abraham: Heh? Speak up!!!

Florence: *louder* What can I get ya?

Abraham: I would like your phone number! *chuckling*

Nurse: Abraham, that's not appropriate!

Abraham: She knows I'm just kidding!

Florence: *feels offended by Abraham's inappropriate joke* You want a burger or a hot dog?

Abraham: A bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, no onions, and a soda. And make it snappy!

Bob Kimball: *eating a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, tomato and onions* At least there is cheese this time.

Iris: Definitely! *drinks her banana Oreo cream shake, and eats her cajun fries*

Abraham: *uses his walker to walk towards where Bob and Iris are sitting and drinks Bob's grape Fanta*

Iris: Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?!

Abraham: I was thirsty!

Bob Kimball: Then, get your own soda!

Nurse: Abraham, knock it off!!! I'll get you another soda, sir! I apologize on his behalf!

Bob Kimball: Thank you. A grape Fanta.

Nurse: You got it! *gets a cup, fills it with ice, and grape Fanta, gets a straw and gives it to Bob* Here ya go!

Bob Kimball: Thanks a lot.

Abraham: *takes someone's fries and throws them away*

Boy: Those were my fries!!! Mom!!!!

Nurse: Abraham, this is your last warning!

Abraham: Shut up!!! I'm waiting for my food!

Iris: What's his problem anyway? Old goat is so rude!

Bob Kimball: Indeed! You said he's from Florida right?

Iris: Georgia.

Bob Kimball: For an elderly man, he sure is rude.

Iris: Tell me about it.

This story was written on Saturday, November 19th, 2022.

A/N Abraham, cut this mess out! You're 97 years old, and behaving like a total idiot! How can your grandchildren stand you? 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.