✨Sun and Moon and their shenanigans✨

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Moon: "Do you like dark humor?"

Sun: "Yeah, of course I like dark humor!"

Moon: "Alright."

Moon: *Turns off lights*

Moon: "Knock knock."

Sun: "Turn that light back on—"

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Moon: "The sky changes color based on how I'm feeling."

Sun: "But the sky is basically blue everyday?"

Moon: "Exactly."

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Moon: *Reading a book to a child*

Moon: "The cow says 'moo'. Butterfly doesn't say anything."

Moon: "The pig says you have the right to remain silent."

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Child: *Walks up to Moon*

Child: "Daddy?"

Moon:

Moon: "Do I look—"

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Sun: "I like this place, you know?"

Sun: "It's great and fun!"

Moon:

Moon: "The fuck you looking at?"

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Sun: "Look, honey, you're getting a bit older now and you're going to have to act more your age."

Another child: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"

Sun: *Ontop of the play structures*

Sun: "YOURE IN THE LAVA HAHAHAHAHAH!"

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Sun: "Is this a prank? Because I swear if—"

Moon: "It is no prank, BITCH."

Sun: "HEY! . .why do you sound like that?"

Moon: "Because, you, my precious little bitch boy,"

Sun: "Stop it sir!"

Moon: "Are tripping BALLZ."

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