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Pandapigs

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When I grow up, I wanna be a pandapig :3

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Annabeth: Tyson, that is impossible

Annabeth: And what the Hades is a pandapig?!

Tyson: :'(

Percy: Have you never watched a single episode of iCarly in your life?

Annabeth: ...iWhat?

Grover: So sad...smh

Piper: TV these days, man. No one watches the good stuff

Leo: Whatever good stuff is actually left...

Tyson: Pandapigs *nods*

Annabeth: Hey! I watch tons of Nat Geo and Discovery. That's good stuff

Everyone: ...

Annabeth: What?

Grover: Oh, Annie. No wonder you are ignorant to the existence of pandapigs...

Annabeth: One—do not ever call me Annie again, or I will brutally murder you in your sleep. Two—ALL fictional TV is bad. Deal widdit

Hazel: idek what TV is like :P (omg did you see that I made an emoji and used text speak lol!!!)

Rachel: iCARLY WAS A VERY GOOD SHOW, TY

Annabeth: Rachel? Hey...

Percy: Rachel?! HAY!!!

Annabeth: *death glare of death*

Percy: *death*

Rachel: ZOMG did you just kill Percy???

Percy: Yes. Yes, she did.

Nico: OH NOOOO

Nico: I MUST RAAAAAIIISE YOU FROM THE UNDERWORLD!!!

Nico: *magicals*

Percy: ...um

Tyson: Pandapig! XD

Leo: HAHAHA OH GUYS WATCH THIS!

Leo: Tyson, turn on video chat!

Tyson: okey

Tyson is now available for video chatting

Leo: Now, cross your eyes!

Tyson: ...

Tyson: urrgh...

Tyson: i trying, just hold on to it...

Tyson: neeeyugggh...

Connor: XDDD

Travis: FAIL

Percy: Hey, hey! Don't be mean. Tyson, they're just pranking you

Tyson: Oh! hahaha! i get it!

Leo: He doesn't get it

Tyson: i dont get it

Connor: You know, bc you only have one eye, and so you can't cross your eyes...?

Tyson: oh

Tyson: i get it

Percy: He still doesn't get it

Tyson: Pandapig

Grover: Great, now I'm craving spaghetti tacos

Leo: And a womanly hormone-boost smoothie

Percy: And pickle bagels on a stick

Hazel: What even *acts like 21st century girl*

Annabeth: Bois eat the weirdest food

Grover: *munches on pop can* BURRRP

Annabeth: I rest my case.

Leo: CRAZY HAT PARTY!

Percy: RAAAAANDOM DAAAANCING!!!!

Everyone: *puts on crazy hat* *dances randomly*

Chiron: While you kids are over there ripping off quality television shows, the gods and I will be having a very sophisticated and mature and adultly party

Owen: ...featuring THE PARTY PONIES!!!!!!

Party Ponies: *flails* *eats truckloads of ribs* *shoots everything with paintballs* *does Gangnam Style dance* *raids NYC* *is seriously espresso'd* *wahey*

Chiron: Sigh *facepam*

Grover: YOU FAIL!

Grover: Peas!

Leo: Waiwaiwait! Why do you always say peas, man? Like, wtf

Grover: Because...yolla!

Leo: O-kay, then

Grover: Peas!